Ayatollah Hermione

Bullshit, a ghost is a much more likely scenario.

Guess you could call it...LIDDLE-MAN SYNDROME ho ho ho

Can we add "Within the Week" to any Cliche Bingo cards that could be made?

Pretty sure he's a bloke that just enjoys dicking other people around.

How much are you looking to get for DMC 3? I enjoy my games rock hard.

He oozes charisma like.

JOE! Fuck off! This doesn't concern you anymore!

71? He wants to stay away.

Phoenix - Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix In between helpings of Marina and the Diamonds.

Bang her. Report back.

Lamebook

"I'm glad to have signed for...this team. Do I get an England call-up now?"

Pete Molinari

Signed for Man United according to The Sun. EDIT: Should probably CNP the article.

Sounds like one of J Walter Weatherman's lessons. "And that's why you don't yell"

Djimi Traore as replacement for Edgar!

Ever knocked someone down near the ropes? This bloke was struggling to his feet and on 8, looked to be getting up, fell through the ropes, bounced his head off them and crumpled back down. Best KO ever.

Where'd you get that from, mate? Looking to put my Wii in HD but it seems like you've got a canny deal. Same could be said for the battery pack. Wii Fit Battery pack - £4.55 from ebay seller (uk) edigitalelectronicsuk6. However, I think I have a duff one. Waiting to hear back from the seller about next step. HD cable - $5.09 from Hong Kong seller bobowaytoway. I think it was about £3 or so. Ordered it a little over a week ago. Not got mine yet but my brothers arrived today and we ordered at the same time. Nice one; got myself an HD cable from him. Will check eBay more often. Cheers for the tip.

Shame to see him go since I think a season at this level might have brought him along nicely. Not surprised at all though that we wouldn't even pay him what he was after. I can't imagine he was after a lot.

I have no words for this, just a prolonged sigh of despair.

Where'd you get that from, mate? Looking to put my Wii in HD but it seems like you've got a canny deal. Same could be said for the battery pack.