Ayatollah Hermione

That reads like a Daily Mash article

Kristen Bell Warren Barton

End of the week ffs. The very definition of bullshit.

We'll beat the inbred out of them.

Thought it was class. It seemed like an introduction to a longer series though rather than a one-off.

ah well, see you in another month

Been without internet since moving house and The Chronicle is no good for news so have I missed anything worthwhile? Or are we still no closer to a takeover and no closer with players?

Would this mean the back of Enrique or would he play up the pitch? Providing it actually happens, of course.

Jonas and Shola injuries is not a good sign. Two places we have very little cover.

Goala strikes again.

Could you PM me a link if thats true mate? +1 thanks +2 dear

A centreback that cant stay on his feet, isnt a good centreback hahaha, what the fuck?

Moneybags McBullshit

It's all malarkey. Flummery. Perfidy. Balderdash. Poppycock. Tomfoolery. Impertinence. Contradiction. Babble. Falsehood. Deception. False. Perversion. Supression of truth. Perjury. Sham. Insincerity. Duplicity. Lies. Evasion. Fraud. Pretense. Lip service, if you will. Untruth. Mendacity. Dissimulation. Pretending. Deceit. Forgery. Invention. Fiction. Story-telling. Cajolery. Bullshit!

A boatload of Yeah Yeah Yeahs. Karen O is going to be so good at Leeds.

omg, must go. Now you made me buy tickets for Emiliana Torrini and The Zombies.

omg, must go.

Then I'd have to get off my high horse

What's with the Kerazy cats on Northumberland Street dressed liked Buzz Lightyear and nurses all about? They hand out flyers when they're not too busy acting like wankers but I'm not sure what's for. It's becoming annoying getting swarmed by David Bowie-looking fuckers who are trying to entertain passer-bys by shouting a lot and generally being Student Gwantish.

Let's not milk it, lads.

We should sign 2bias. Can you do a job on the wing?

Root-Tooting!

Sadly that's where we are though isn't it, we'd be greatful for some prem teams to loan us a couple of young prospects to bolster our squad these days. You'd hope that we've at least asked some of the other big teams apart from manu for a player or two, if they said no then fair enough, but i'd like to think we've tried. I imagine that there would be plenty clubs who would want their youth to get some experience. However, I also imagine that Ashley wouldn't take anyone unless we weren't paying any of their wages.

Should loan him back down here for a season...

Has pace we need, has a good goalscoring record in this division and Shola is eventually going to get injured so we need depth, not to mention a different option. If this is true, I'll be happy, especially since we need someone with a bit of pace who can play off Carroll.