Ayatollah Hermione

So, Man City are playing 11 strikers?

What time does it start?

In our ranks, we've got Shola and Xisco, man! You could plant them on the bastard line and they'd spaff it.

He suits it.

There was a sequel btw.

Shut up, man, you fucking lemonhead.

Beye's already did one. Beresford nailed on then.

Beye or a mid 90s stalwart. Maybe John Beresford.

aye, from half 6

The man can pull off them hats like. Still looking dapper.

The very same.

I've always thought that meself. But I was out for a beer on Sat with an internet marketing guru who works with big brands like Vodaphone and he was saying that budgets thrown at the web have been growing every year for about 10 years. Because they all want higher speeds to download their porn, obviously. It's all about the smut. Why do you do twitter? No conceivable reason. I signed up to it, followed a few celebrities, then, BAM, addiction. It doesn't give me anything in return, there's no effort involved but I can't stop popping a little non-sequiter in there every other day. And I may not have been 100% serious with the porn thing btw.

I've always thought that meself. But I was out for a beer on Sat with an internet marketing guru who works with big brands like Vodaphone and he was saying that budgets thrown at the web have been growing every year for about 10 years. Because they all want higher speeds to download their porn, obviously. It's all about the smut.

Newsflash: The majority of the internet is useless. It's been good for porn and illegal downloads. That's it.

Icehouse - Hey Little Girl 80s guilty pleasures rear their ugly head again. Got The Dead Weather's album downloading and can't wait to hear that.

RawHide in the Gate used to have a night on a Wednesday since a mate of mine used to promote it. No idea if they've still got it.

Pretty sure his eyes are shut.

Lesnar was mint after the fight. You can tell he comes from wrestling.

Tell you what, sign me down for looking like him at 72.

Unfortunately it probably isn't though is it. Wonder if Wacky Warehouse fancies a bid too? They already own us, man.

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If you took a drink every time the AI was fucking retarded, you'd need your stomach pumped.

Mate is there at the minute and just got a text telling me that his mate got injured over there and they were in the waiting room. Who should walk past but Micah Richards, swine flu in tow.

4-5-1?

First game of the season; Hughton in the dugout, our Premier League second string starting, club taken off market after statement announcing that bids couldn't make progress. Nailed on imo.