Ayatollah Hermione

I held a door ope for Sunderland's favourite son, Steve Cram today

I can't afford the full whack so I'll pay a bit into this.

Ryan Taylor is barely even Championship standard, man. A few decent goals aside this season, he's still been rubbish.

I usually just steal all the good jokes.

Yeah, I bet everyone is just falling over themselves to buy that attractive package.

Every decision from this point is a wind up. Surely

Hypothetically, could someone buy the rights and not rename it?

ah, so you're a total wanker as well as a total idiot. Might as well complete the set.

Are you some kind of invalid?

It won't make a difference anyway. At best, it'll get referenced in the media with regards to the overwhelming opposition but will do nothing to change Ashley's mind.

Yes

Well, there you go. I guess I'm just not looking hard enough.

That Krautrock documentary was excellent. It's the sort of thing that BBC4 should do more of.

So, as soon as I move house, they announce the building of it on my old doorstep

Relying on The Chronicle to put any pressure on the club is pointless. Ryder couldn't pull insightful journalism out of his arse in a million tries and the paper is obviously shit scared of losing their precious player interviews. What a total shit rag.

What's even more depressing about this is that he's never going to concede with the demands to not rename the stadium since he's proven to be totally stubborn and ignorant up to this point. Feel totally helpless about this football club, man.

What a despicable cunt.

Humbug is a mint album. You've just got to give it time to grow.

Up was class IMO. Pixar seem to be back on form after the Cars hiccup and the animation and art is typically amazing. Good film to take wor lass to as well since I assumed she wouldn't have appreciated Zombieland in its wonderful, violent excellence.

This is still going? I assumed the club would remain in the Ashley family for the rest of time.

The one with Blinky Ben was just two Christmas specials, not a full series. Class all the same though.

It gets on my tits when the likes of Liverpool/Man United fans complain about their problems despite lining up some of the best players on the planet and being in the best club competition in the world every season. What a shame, you've lost 4 on the bounce and one of them was because some lemonhead chucked a beachball into the box. How will they cope with the club in such disarray?

Just the first episode so there's not much catching up to do.

Anyone watching? Tucker with 4-5 quality lines already "I've got a to-do list longer than a fucking Leonard Cohen song"

Going on a Pixar binge. Toy Story one first and it's still class. "Look at me, I'm Woody. Howdy, Howdy, Howdy!" is the best moment in cinema history.