Ayatollah Hermione

Probably why Fop isn't here tbh.

I have a recurring nightmare about this exact scenario and I can't imagine how that doesn't turn your stomach every time you think of it.

Whack me down for £30, being the dirty student I am.

Was half expecting some kind of humourous picture or punnery.

I held a door ope for Sunderland's favourite son, Steve Cram today

I can't afford the full whack so I'll pay a bit into this.

Ryan Taylor is barely even Championship standard, man. A few decent goals aside this season, he's still been rubbish.

I usually just steal all the good jokes.

Yeah, I bet everyone is just falling over themselves to buy that attractive package.

Every decision from this point is a wind up. Surely

Hypothetically, could someone buy the rights and not rename it?

ah, so you're a total wanker as well as a total idiot. Might as well complete the set.

Are you some kind of invalid?

It won't make a difference anyway. At best, it'll get referenced in the media with regards to the overwhelming opposition but will do nothing to change Ashley's mind.

Yes

Well, there you go. I guess I'm just not looking hard enough.

That Krautrock documentary was excellent. It's the sort of thing that BBC4 should do more of.

So, as soon as I move house, they announce the building of it on my old doorstep

Relying on The Chronicle to put any pressure on the club is pointless. Ryder couldn't pull insightful journalism out of his arse in a million tries and the paper is obviously shit scared of losing their precious player interviews. What a total shit rag.

What's even more depressing about this is that he's never going to concede with the demands to not rename the stadium since he's proven to be totally stubborn and ignorant up to this point. Feel totally helpless about this football club, man.

What a despicable cunt.

Humbug is a mint album. You've just got to give it time to grow.

Up was class IMO. Pixar seem to be back on form after the Cars hiccup and the animation and art is typically amazing. Good film to take wor lass to as well since I assumed she wouldn't have appreciated Zombieland in its wonderful, violent excellence.

This is still going? I assumed the club would remain in the Ashley family for the rest of time.

The one with Blinky Ben was just two Christmas specials, not a full series. Class all the same though.