Ayatollah Hermione

18, eh? I'm in with a shot here, lads.

Can't see Vela dropping down on loan like.

WE DIVVINT WANT ANY TOON IN WELL SEE YE SOON ENOUGH THE HEED ARMY ARE GROWING AND ARE ALREADY TOP FIRM IN THE NE WATCH OUT FOR US CALLING IT ON IN THE TOON AS YE WOULDNT DARE CROSS THE TYNE BRIDGE TO COME TO US

Can I join the Heed Army? I'll supply my own prejudices.

Someone challenged me; they're 88 overall and I'm 71. I got countered, hit with a straight, hit the mat, couldn't get back up. Bull. Shit. This is one of the clunkiest, broken pieces of wank released this year which is a shame because online is really fun when you're not playing block spammers or people that think it's Street Fighter. The training might be the worst though; 6 months in between fights and 2 training sessions? Right you are, Fight Night. Good job in totally gimping everyone that plays Legacy Mode.

gaslight anthem are class mate. Too rights. Got into them last year and not looked back. Shall be rushing to see them at Leeds.

Too rights. You could see Zane Lowe thinking "Steady on, pet. It's only Blur"

Gaslight Anthem look like they're ready to break out. Got the live performance and quality albums. Just a case of writing that one song that translates into the mainstream.

For the true Grand Daddys of Punk, dare I suggest The Monks? Bunch of GIs in Germany around 1963/64. Check out Black Monk Time. Mental. In a similar vein to mid 60s origins, 'You Really Got Me' is quite "pop-punkish"

AI fights way too perfectly for this to be approaching fun in single player. Total shit. Multiplayer is fun though

No Surprises?

The Real Thing came out in 89, but they'd had a couple of albums before that, although The Real Thing is absolutely I always thought TRT came out around 91 or so but you're right. Every day's a school day. And aye, it's such a class album. The cover of War Pigs especially.

20 years since that too and it still sounds class. And Faith No More's debut, I think

The Script on BBC2 now. Their blandness almost offends me.

Christ

Peniscope Photography?

Lady Gaga's show was like an acid trip. Fleet Foxes were very, very good but BBC could really showcase some lesser artists on the interactive button. Really wanted to catch Animal Collective and St. Vincent if she played today instead of Jack Penate and Edith Bowman's crap presenting 20 times.

Liking it a bit more but I've noticed that training doesn't really beef you up as much as you need to be to take down some of the later boxers and I'm doing it to the level of Contender or Champion most times.

The Specials playing Glasto on BBC2. Still quality.

The internet is the best

I'm telling you people, the world revolves around the sun!

BREAKING NEWS: MICHAEL JACKSON'S BODY BAG FOUND EMPTY. REPORTS SAY A BLACK PANTHER WAS SEEN FLEEING THE SCENE

This feels less responsive than the likes of Skate with the analogue controls for me Also, what's up with the terrible mechanic with getting back on your feet?

Two buttons. Both of them make you dance, I think. What a game.

Tell you what, I'd be up for visiting Neverland now since that place is going to be more unsettling than his last two albums.