Ayatollah Hermione

They're gonna taste great something about a Pi-RATE What a pain that one was.

The question we all want to know the answer to; Crepes or Crap?

When Biffa introduced me to Niall I did tell him that I'd assumed he was an imaginary friend. I think their take is that message boards are not worth the hassle and they spend enough time just doing .com (I mean from a running one pov). Oh, I understand why they wouldn't run one themselves with this and N.O. about but I just find it odd that they wouldn't have some kind of presence in the online community. Cheers for the replies.

Not sure you could say that for last season. He was ineffectual and never seemed to be giving anything approaching his all.

Do they post on any Newcastle-related message boards? While they've become a bit less important in the scheme of things with regards to ITK information and, even, match reports, I'm interested to know if they post on any boards. I know a lot of people don't agree with their standpoint on a lot of things and wonder if they ever have an open forum for people to discuss their opinions etc. Also, to my knowledge, they go to all the youth games too, don't they? It'd be interesting to see a studied opinion on the players coming through. I don't get on to N.O. so sorry if they're on there and it's common knowledge.

Terrible attempt.

Let's hope this isn't read by an over-zealous FBI department.

Call of Duty under the Treyarch banner was shit long before WAW. The PS2 port of COD2 was shambolic and COD3 wasn't much better. Quantum of Solace had decent enough multiplayer, I suppose.

Echoing what other people have said about it not being financially viable to pay his wages in the Championship and that £9 million is a decent deal. Can't say I'll miss him though. For too long, he's been woeful and lived off his mythical "good first season for someone new to the league" Last season, he was totally ineffectual too.. I dread to think where this money is going though. Probably to help lift some of the overdraft that's building.

Ear expanders, keep up Absolutely the worst thing I've ever seen. If you're putting those things in your lugs, you shouldn't be allowed outside the house until you've evaluated your fashion choices. Hardly, I decided to get mine expanded a few months ago, few days later decided it wasn't for me and dropped the idea. They look good if there kept small and when there excessive they look stupid. Whatever, I don't see it. To me, it looks like a half-arsed Red Indian accessory more than anything.

Ear expanders, keep up Absolutely the worst thing I've ever seen. If you're putting those things in your lugs, you shouldn't be allowed outside the house until you've evaluated your fashion choices.

Sam Sodje...Well, I didn't see that one coming.

I wish I was Goro so I could punch all of them at once.

Think we speculated that the HIV story was that but I agree, us actually being sold might kill some people with a dodgy ticker.

Has this kid ever been right btw? Wasn't he the Aimar journo?

What the fuck's that idiot got in his ears?

Saw a fat little kid in our away kit yesterday. He was sat slopping gravy and chips down himself too. These are the kind of people that will buy our away kit.

That could be our slogan Newcastle United: At Least We're Not Leeds.

I think the stick actually doesn't bother him. Wasn't the whole Alonso sending off brought on by Alonso giving him some stick? Or was it just frustration or what have you? I can't say I remember.

Can you imagine Barton in the Championship, man? The stick he'd get would force him to murder in the first six games.

This is all fruitless. He doesn't give two shits about what he's doing and if he were to come out, it'd probably all be bullshit anyway, like every other statement.

Oooh, can we compare attendances too? Then we can get our dicks out and compare, then see who can piss the highest and furthest and then we can take a step back and realise it'd be fucking stupid.

So you don't have to watch your team you mean ? A+: Would read again

Covooooooooooooooooooonia, cough medicine with clout