Ayatollah Hermione

"You've got your hair in your avocado!"

Third largest army in the world and they already have our airports.

Is that fresh from the oven?

But a win and a draw is more points than a win and a loss. And two draws is better off than one loss and no win. Or something to that effect.

*Creative Swearing Here*

Just out-shit her on her birthday. Get her something really useless. Maybe an NUFC season ticket.

As an aside, if 2012 hits and all of this does kick-off, I'll still not admit the theorists were right.

Even more reason to bring him in!

I tend to bring mine out straight from their kick-off. They're never expecting it.

I love how she put "your daughter (me)" Like her idiot mother had to be reminded of which one her daughter is.

That sound you hear is the furious masturbating of every newspaper editor on the planet.

I've seen more sincere emotion in the NUFC Boardroom

Not hacking them down. Just bring your keeper out since I'm sure they're programmed to be inch-perfect tacklers.

Well...at least they're not Crocs.

Owen is seething.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Justin_Fashanu

Will be music to Ashley's ears.

How's he managed that? He's deed

3. Graeme Souness 2. Joe Kinnear 1. Chris Hughton

Martins has been full of shite since he got here. Mock injuries, not training, stories about getting shot at petrol stations etc.

It's probably steroid-related.

We'd go for the likes of you first in Hacker's Union

I remember saving up for ages to get a Mitre Delta and being disapointed when I realised it was the 32 panel (hexagon and pentagon) design rather than the classic 18 panel design that they actually used in the matches. Thing is in those days there wasn't a contract for the entire league - it's whatever the indivdual clubs have a deal with. The adidas clubs in the mid 80s (Liverpool, Man Utd & Arsenal) all used Adidas Tangos, most of the other teams used Mitre Deltas except a few, including us that used Minerva Supremes. Could only find the 'snow' ball for the Minerva and couldn't find any pics of the classic Mitre Delta apart from a pic of Gary Kelly at Wembley back in 1988. I remember the Tango one, I think it was part of my Subbuteo set. Minerva defo rings a bell. I think we used to call the leather ones "Size 5's" as well. We used to call them "Casers" or however that would be spelled. Nee blastees with the casers but hit it as hard as possible with the penny floaters.

Tell her about crop circles, Parky lad. If she's still with you after that, then you might as well shag her anyway since she's obviously mental.

Can imagine that being one of Hughton's ideas tbh.