Ayatollah Hermione

I'd imagine we'll get knocked out, unless we manage to ride our luck again. I just hope it doesn't knock the team's confidence, especially with the crucial stretch of games coming up.

If we're adhering to the name sticking til his joke comes true, the poor lad's going to be stuck with it for a looooong time indeed.

The Besnard Lakes Are The Roaring Night Very good so far (about 6 tracks in) nice elements of shoegaze, good vocals, very chill. Nice improvement on the previous (which could be the debut, i don't know).

For those who can't be bothered to venture to .cock

It's not a cat anyway, it's a motherfucking Puma. Those things stride around the jungle with bigger bollocks than anyone else and they don't give a shit who you are, all they know is you have flesh and they have teeth. They will chase you down, puncture your tendons and feast on your testicles before you know what's going on. They would take one look at a cat and it would just kill itself to save the puma any trouble.

Great read is McGrath's autobiography Aye, finally got round to reading it in October last year, was a couple of matches for villa he mentions in the book i remember thinking at the time "he looks a bit off colour" the suicide bids and such were not expected mind or at least how he attempted it. Bit racist

Glad we've got him for our promotion push since he's a canny defender at this level. If he's our first choice in the Premier League though, I'll be a bit concerned. Unless he comes on leaps and bounds.

Give The Thick of It a bash if you've not seen it. Excellent sweary political comedy. Well, I say politcal, it's more about how many creative swearwords they can fit into half an hour but it's got excellent performances and excellent writing all the way through it.

He could get his trombone and be the musical accompaniment on the away buses, I suppose. i thought it was a trumpet?? He's the music man. He comes from far away and plays the trumpet/trombone/right wing.

Those cats did very well for themselves by all accounts.

He could get his trombone and be the musical accompaniment on the away buses, I suppose.

The last thing our midfield needs is more midfielders with no legs.

So it is. I'll blame the drink.

The most depressing thing I've read in years. We won't cough up £2 million for Beckford and now, we're refusing (I assumed) to budge past £500,000 for Danny Simpson. The penny pinching is almost into self-parody.

As soon as you replied, the problem managed to sort itself out so I hold you personally responsible for fixing it. You're a scholar and a saint, good sir

Butter Face is the term you're looking for. Or BOBFOC, as they are on government records.

I can see why you stick to stating the obvious most of the time.

For some reason, over the past couple of days the texts I've been sending someone haven't been received on their end. I'm on O2, they're on T-Mobile and everyone else I text can receive what I'm sending. I receive their texts with no bother. Google is bringing up mixed answers and none seem to apply. Does anyone know if its on their end or something I can fix?

The best way to donkey punch? Uppercut or right cross?

Who's the unfortunate chap in the middle?

Can't say I can complain too much about this, as long as he's not our first choice next year. He's certainly a better option than Ryan Taylor at RB.

I'm usually a bit corned beef for a while after I wake up on a morning; I'm guessing that means I need syringed?

"Deluded Geordies Rub Off On Unassuming Spaniard" So to speak

I'm amazed you're still here when I'm the only one that's paid you any attention.

indeed.