Ayatollah Hermione

If someone was just logging on and reading this thread they would think Palace had scored, at least quote what you're ing at. shit, sorry. I'm having a fucking mare today.

Congrats, just wondering if the A-Level course in History would be a worthy choice? I did it and really enjoyed it. A lot of it hinged on the class and teacher but if you're remotely interested in history, I'd do it. It's not too difficult to get a good grade but can be tricky to get an A. I mean, I did because I'm fucking class but the rest of you might struggle But, seriously, if you enjoyed History at GCSE, do it at A-Level. It's everything you learned at GCSE but this time with the sex and excessive violence left in.

An unfamiliar sight

2-0 Us Nolan and Raylor!!! Christ, of all the players to grab goals. Wasn't expecting us to lead at half-time like. We need Goala to grab one and finish them.

Oh Sorry, Juice. I was assuming we had a reserve on called Juice.

also, who or what is Juice?

So, just got in. How we doing?

Hey, that's great. Now, if they announce some decent exclusives, I might actually consider buying one. I'm not going to buy it because I can watch the News at 10 on it.

I just hope Guthrie is playing. We could do with a central midfielder than can pass a ball further than 6 yards.

He would be better off here than Notts Country, surely... defo, but I doubt Ashley offered anything worthwhile and Newcastle isn't as pretty a club to look at considering the slow but sure exodus of players away from the club, even so Notts County I mean really, we must have offered him nothing :S Perhaps, but I imagine he could have been offered a pay as you play deal or on the borderline of 20k. He would obviously reject that considering he was would have been used to 70k at Arsenal and not much of a cut back at Portsmouth. I don't think he'd be asking for as much in the way of wages if he wants to settle in the area as he ends his career. It's either the regime being tight or NC throwing money at him. Most likely both tbh, Sven will be desperate to capture him as he's obviously a big signing for Notts and it would be good press for both him and the area, and obviously the current regime are cutting corners and probably don't see Campbell as a worthy capture. I'd take him, considering Taylor could walk in the next few days. Aye, probably. Not sure which is more depressing.

"Take That... in the ass" Well played, good sir.

look man, he's woefully average. Carlton palmer once played for England.

BUT THE SPANISH LEAGUE HAS NEVER SEEN A BAD PLAYER. IT IS ALL ENGLAND'S FAULT

It's not our player's fault that Guti can't fucking pass or cross you moron. its known as movement off the ball, if you actually played any football instead of wanking off in front of your computer all day to pictures of your players you'd understand that. at barca, he'll be surrounded by players who are actually making cuts, showing, creating space. He'll be playing short, one touch passes. In case you haven't noticed, he does just fine when he plays for Argentina, hmmmm I wonder why that is. Its all good, continue to hate all your players that actually have some skill. Maybe one day if more people like you are in charge of your club you'll be filled with 5 nicky butts and 5 alan smiths in the outfield. Nah, you're just thick as shit. Oddly enough, so is Gutierrez with the ball at his feet. Funny that.

He would be better off here than Notts Country, surely... defo, but I doubt Ashley offered anything worthwhile and Newcastle isn't as pretty a club to look at considering the slow but sure exodus of players away from the club, even so Notts County I mean really, we must have offered him nothing :S Perhaps, but I imagine he could have been offered a pay as you play deal or on the borderline of 20k. He would obviously reject that considering he was would have been used to 70k at Arsenal and not much of a cut back at Portsmouth. I don't think he'd be asking for as much in the way of wages if he wants to settle in the area as he ends his career. It's either the regime being tight or NC throwing money at him.

I shouldn't laugh but it's funny really. They don't want to actively sign anyone, it's fairly obvious.

I hope it isn't Christmas Tree.

Has he ever shown himself to be a top Premier League player then?

Nowt on me when I'm hungover and need a shite.

He'll be pointing all the way to Merseyside.

Simian Mobile Disco's new album Audacity of Huge is a bit of a stomper but the rest of the album isn't. Will give it time to grow.

I'd probably pay to see Simon Jordan raped by a sandpaper cock

Unless they're updating the 3D match engine graphically, it'll be similar to last years, I'd guess.

Phil Brown probably has two friends on Facebook; Sam Allardyce and himself.