Ayatollah Hermione

Oooh, can we compare attendances too? Then we can get our dicks out and compare, then see who can piss the highest and furthest and then we can take a step back and realise it'd be fucking stupid.

So you don't have to watch your team you mean ? A+: Would read again

Covooooooooooooooooooonia, cough medicine with clout

New Arctic Monkeys stuff. They're spreading their net with influences; I hear Sabbath, Queens of The Stone Age, Smiths and even RNB. It's mint.

Serious question, why?

There's a program called Porn Week?

Thick as mince that lad. Oh well, I can't say I'll miss him playing a quarter of the games all season and looking useless.

Never even heard of the bolded one. Not a lot of people have and if I were to think more, it probably wouldn't be in my top 6. Well, it wouldn't because I'd put The Office there. Or Oz. But it's a comedy about 5 people running a bar in Philadelphia and is just generally really funny. I wouldn't call it clever but it's very well written and the characters are fantastic. Danny Devito's great in it too.

Arrested Development The Wire LOST The Simpsons I'm Alan Patridge It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia First 6 that came to head. Can't be arsed with thinking of more.

We used to play all day as well, usually in the park with a pitch the length of Brands Hatch. I remember the days of 15vs15, every time one went in, switch keeper and about 4 extra balls in case one got booted into the pond.

That's where I stand on things. I mean, what is there to be excited about with football these days? Watching the Sir Bob match yesterday got me thinking about his time here and how that excitement is totally gone. There was a time under him where it really felt like we could break through the glass ceiling, especially when we were hammering Arsenal and Leeds in back-to-back weeks and football in general just felt a bit more competitive. Then Chelsea got the mega bucks and the whole state of the game went to shit. Now, there's nothing exciting about seeing the top 4 (and now Man City, I suppose) having the pick of the bunch then leaving the rest of us to battle it out for a trip in the totally shit UEFA Cup or an "exciting" cup run that will be ruined as soon as the top 4 don't have an important league game on the weekend. There's a depressing feeling that we'll never win anything unless we get bought out by some mega-rich tycoon and football really shouldn't be like that. As an aside, does anyone have that bat-shit post that HTT made about football just being entertainment like movies or music? Despite growing up in Newcastle - First toon game at 17, first home toon game at 18....our survey says... I'm not saying he was right or anything, far from it. This thread just reminded me of it and the bollock tickling that followed.

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I read this post in my head with Penfold's voice and now I can't stop laughing.

That's where I stand on things. I mean, what is there to be excited about with football these days? Watching the Sir Bob match yesterday got me thinking about his time here and how that excitement is totally gone. There was a time under him where it really felt like we could break through the glass ceiling, especially when we were hammering Arsenal and Leeds in back-to-back weeks and football in general just felt a bit more competitive. Then Chelsea got the mega bucks and the whole state of the game went to shit. Now, there's nothing exciting about seeing the top 4 (and now Man City, I suppose) having the pick of the bunch then leaving the rest of us to battle it out for a trip in the totally shit UEFA Cup or an "exciting" cup run that will be ruined as soon as the top 4 don't have an important league game on the weekend. There's a depressing feeling that we'll never win anything unless we get bought out by some mega-rich tycoon and football really shouldn't be like that. As an aside, does anyone have that bat-shit post that HTT made about football just being entertainment like movies or music?

I wouldn't say the fans of Newcastle Utd have called for their manager's heads any more than the majority of teams in the prem have or would've done in similar situations - the difference being that the press have made a lot out of us due to their fixation with us. I'm not going to talk about Keegan or Allardyce because anyone who thinks Keegan's a quitter or Allardyce is a decent manager doesn't know what they're talking about imo. im not a fan of allardyce or his style of football, but theres no denying that he gets the best out of teams on a very small budget. again, we would still be in the premiership now if we hadnt got shut. Utter bollocks - you listen to talksport and other such shite too much. Were you there when we were 3-0 down after 15mins against portsmouth - did you see any of the games? i doubt it if that is your opinion - he bottled it with us - petrified of losing - this shite is spouted by people who know fuck all - Fact is if Ashley hadn't fucked over Kev (because he was the manager and had been for half the previous season) we would have been vying for a top ten place so shut the fuck up about Allardyce and the fans dictating the clubs managerial appointments - our relegation had nowt to do with Allardyce apart from the shite players he saddled us with on bumper contracts - muppet never listened to talk sport in my life the truth obviously hurts. The truth is you're a fucking spacker.

I can't wait until we're back in the Premiership and the UEFA Cup again. You 2015 bandwagoners don't know what true mediocrity is.

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1 angry fan with a placard.

This is the worst.

i would lure him into a trap with a Greggs Pasty, if thats good enough? You could lure him in with a Superpie pasty, the cheap twat.

Will piss the championship next season ©accadacca Way to piss away any potential opitmism boost we got by whopping Darlo. too fucking right, I can. Why would our youth be under any sort of pressure in a pre-season friendly? The same youth that have played all our friendlies thus far as well.

Nice to see they're addressing some major problems. I hope 5v5 online is on an indoor pitch

Have you seen some of the shit in Topman these days? If that's stylish, our away kit is.