Ayatollah Hermione

Just out of shot was a bar of soap, I imagine.

A system now adopted by Reuters.

So were we tbh.

I never realised prison would be such a dangerous place.

It was Howard Webb - I'd add Bennet, D'Arso and I think it was Barry Knight who let that GBH on Bernard go at Everton that time. Of course, Howard Webb. You just have to look at him and you know for certain he's more interested in himself than the game. Twat. Utter cunt, as is Uriah Rennie, a joke of a person. The only person I'd lterally kill is I could get away with it though is Geoff Winter. CUNT Should have been publically shot for his autobiography tbh.

Venomous eyes peering over the top of steak bakes most likely.

His goals have been vital don't get me wrong, but his general play has been extremely poor. I'd have gone for Enrique, Coloccini or Harper all ahead of him. Why not Carroll, Lovenkrands or Guthrie for that matter? They ALL contributed MORE in the last month. Baffling. Yearly accolade. I'd have given it to Enrique but if they're going on importance to the cause, Nolan's goals have been crucial. Not that I'm saying he's done anything else of note but his goals won us games early on so I can see where they're coming from.

Bastard. I really wanted to pass that twat on the way back up.

You'd think that they would take the time to read forums such at this one to see the opinions of fans and then adjust these statements because of it. Of course, that would require a bit of intelligence and effort so I can see why they stick their head in the sand and deny it's all their fault.

Not sure he's likely to come for 15k a week. I doubt the wage cap will be 15k in the prem. I honestly would be surprised if it was over 30k. At the most. I think people are largely forgetting that this is mostly the team that took us down and looked totally out of their depth last season as well.

The PS3 version runs at a higher resolution and has much better sound quality as well if you're bothered about that kind of thing.

Is this the Corey that Lisa is obsessed with on The Simpsons? "Here are some words that rhyme with Corey: Gory. Story. Allegory. Montessori"

I like Guthrie and everything but if he's going to be starting next season, he's going to need someone of real quality beside him IMO which is about as likely as rocking horse shite. Maybe if Barton can find form/a good run of games but that's looking very unlikely with his track record.

£12 million for Rodwell ffs. It might not have even been this thread but it bears repeating.

Fair play to the lad for basically stating that our extra bit of quality has meant we've got results against total shite. Though I suspect the original prediction wasn't backed in much research.

That looks like City Vaults. Which just about sums the place up.

My nickname btw.

Of course, being a neutral, he hasn't experienced the day to day fuckwittery of the pair of them. There's absolutely nothing in the years he's owned us to suggest that, at any point, he'll turn us into a successful, well-run football club.

They'll probably beat us next season and finish above us. It's going to take some serious spending for us to even survive next year with the dreck we have up and down our squad.

this one? Aye, that one. Absolutely class photo.

Has anyone got the O'Brien picture where he's the only one who has realised he's scored his free kick against the mackems and is wheeling away in celebration? I don't even think the ball is in the net yet and he knows it's going in anyway.

Never normally agree with you Parky but that's spot on, you've summed up this thread in a nutshell. Renton, it must keep you lovely and warm that smug, self delusional but satisfied feeling of superiority! if i was LM i would suggest its all down to a university education!! Come on Axeman. Nick Griffin is the most intelligent man that supports the BNP, and he's thick as pigshit. Happy, thats the daftest thing you've ever posted on here. He attended Downing college, Cambridge and graduated in law. Not something that someone who is 'thick as pigshit' could ever achieve. Handed out like confetti these days.

Rightfully so, they should shut down the UFO Hotline ffs. UFO hotline. Probably set up so Parky can ring up when he's on the street corner, tin hat on wearing a sandwich board declaring the end of the world

It was so horrific in Hawaii that someone was out surfing the waves during the tsunami. If this is the end of the world, consider me truly disappointed.

Pancake/Raylor combo to grab another one.