Ayatollah Hermione

I can only assume we spent all of our day off eating Roses since the movement was even more non-existant than usual.

It's only been a year since they released their debut. They've hardly disappeared anywhere if they're writing stuff.

My mate lives in Sunderland and there's a brothel down the road from him. Bruce blatantly been dipping his wick in there.

Good job I bought that halogen heater then.

I keep forgetting that cunt's still with us. What's he on, £60k a week? Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez, what mug was it that signed him, Souness ? Big Sam. I had a dream the other night that Geremi came on, got played down the left by Enrique and crossed a picture perfect ball for a Shola header. I assume it was a premonition.

If we were to go through the 3rd round wishing for a lower Prem team to play, it's probably sod's law that we'd get the mackems.

I wouldn't play him ahead of Taylor or Coloccini at this point but CB is a position where we hardly have depth and Wheater has looked capable in the past. I doubt Ashley would cough up the cash to get him anyway like.

I grown to like old clamphead. I mean, if we went up, I wouldn't touch him with a shitty stick and we're well stocked in the area that we could probably do without him until May but he's been far from a disaster IMO.

People act like the charts have never been full of unadulterated shite. Even the 60s and 70s, the decades that people laud the most, had its share of crap in the charts. I mean, Sir Cliff was banging out hits in the 60s ffs.

Tell you what, Enrique is such a class above the pan of shite that is this division, it's wonderful. They seemed shit scared of him by the end.

Do you still need a gold account to play FIFA? Mine will probably be on Silver when I get it all connected back up and I don't really want to shell out any more money that I need to.

Bulls on Parade is a canny tune but most of it just comes off as someone trying far too hard to sound angry and angsty. Decent guitar work like.

Not such a beautiful day.

Too fucking right they do. The area around the ground/St. Peters is a right shit tip. The city centre isn't much better.

I slept through xmas? I make no excuses for my crimes.

Single: The Power Rangers Theme Can't remember the album

Yeasayer - Odd Blood Amazing. Definitely a lot more poppy than their debut but nevertheless still has some quality stuff on it. The vocals are pretty cheesy but it all works. Between this and Eels, 2010 has started very well indeed.

I do quite like how the little tagline for this is always something like "Fuck you, I won't buy what you tell me" and is then followed by someone going "Hey, everyone, buy this song"

Any highlights knocking about?

Sonic Unleashed is a dreadful, dreadful game which means for £3 you might as well play it.

These so-called experts would lead us to believe we're running out of water but look around your local supermarket and the shelves are packed with the stuff.

I think we'll pip it. Would be great to go a fair distance clear at the top. I also predict Shola to be shite.

Butt expected to start according to SSN. Pancrate still not fit enough yet? Or Hughton missing the obvious?

tbf to the lad, that celebration was a bit hectic. Looked like he was playing tuggy the way he was darting about our lot.

Was this the knacker that said we had spent millions on Pancrate and therefore were unfairly beaten or some shite? EDIT: Mackay, I'm thinking of, man.