Ayatollah Hermione

This is gayer than a fruit bowl full of dicks dancing to Abba

They could at least spread the wealth a bit. Like those kind Nigerian princes I hear so much about.

Does this apply to the bedroom? Because the 4 Algerian sex-slaves in my basement would just go to waste.

oh no, what will our stereotypical descriptions drink now?

My xbox might sound like a bunch of skeletons wanking in a filing cabinet but it's a sturdy fellow. but it is my 3rd console...

Possibly the best Username/Post combo

christ, this slice of ITK could send Christmas Tree over the edge.

I'll take CM but it depends on when you're starting. I don't have the game yet but if you're starting in the next week, I probably won't be able to do it.

more like gaynauds disease

Sam Cooke. A Change is Gonna Come literally gives me chills.

Aye, that's the zorro one. Homer on the run from the southerner that accepted his offer of a duel Got so much good stuff in that episode. 'Glove Slap' song, "it tastes like grandma", Homer trying to sneak out of the house in the tree, Homer slapping his way through the Kwik-E-Mart, "Go get Lassie! I mean, Lisa"

The very definition of hit and miss tbh. All downhill from there on in. I know the received wisdom is it went downhill after series 9 or 10...and I've not watched too many of them between those and season 21. But it was the greatest show on earth for 10 seasons, so even if it's just one of the best shows around after that, then it's worth it. I've already got season 11 though and have been watching it before sleep each night and it's still fucking hilarious. Last night I watched the one where Bart's on Ritalin and the one where Homer watches Zorro then keeps challenging people to a duel. Very funny. It's still got its moments like but I'd say Seasons 12-16 is when it's really in the mire. It's coming out of it now but it's still very spotty. Is Season 10/11 the one with tomacco? lol:

About does it. Quarter of the way through his stay and he's achieved nothing. Not many people could win the Nobel Peace Prize and bomb the moon on the same day tbf

A triumph of elephantine proportions, or at least severe elephantitis

The very definition of hit and miss tbh. All downhill from there on in.

Surely needs to be any good to begin with.

How have you not heard of one fifth of Boyzone? At least the 6th biggest boyband of the 1990s

Fucking hell, man.

Class book. I didn't think much of the film like; takes a few too many liberties to the point where it's like a different story.

Someone sum up this thread in 100 words for me. You have until the end of the week.

If he isn't dead, someone should kill him.

That reads like a Daily Mash article

Kristen Bell Warren Barton

End of the week ffs. The very definition of bullshit.