Ayatollah Hermione

Also, 75k a week to play a game?! Badly, I might add. For 75 grand a week, I'd let Steven Gerrard boot me up the arse for 90 minutes every Saturday, never mind play football.

SWP as an impact sub isn't a bad squad choice at all IMO. I think he's certainly be more effective than, say, Milner or Jenas if we were chasing the game. Not that I expect the last one to be in the squad if everyone is fit.

That doesnt make sense Alex People at large lap up the mediocre is what he's saying.

Well, nobody said money bought you taste.

i like it when the mascots dance

Does anyone really care about this lot anymore? They haven't been relevant since 1998 and haven't evolved musically since 1996 and it's depressing to watch them slag off far more interesting and talented bands. I honestly despair for anyone growing up in the 2000s, with the wealth of brilliant music easily on offer (even from contemporary bands), who would call this bland collection of decent choruses and crap lyrics their favourite band.

Love that 'On The Nile' album. How mint a song title is 'What is a DJ if he Can't Scratch?'?

The Rapture - Pieces of the People We Love Class album. Those boys can write a dance number.

SHUT IT, LOVE ACTUALLY! Do you want me to hole punch yer face?

Those two links have been favourited by 'DekkaL08'

7 minutes, isn't it? Which is probably a fair estimate for me anyway since my mind wanders at the best of times.

Restaurants - 10-15% Cow - 100% of my effort

He's on a canny run of form atm. Certainly not Prem quality yet though.

I remember the days when we'd be linked with an unknown foreigner and someone of the same nationality would be on here in a heartbeat telling us how shit they were.

So, which of these minnows that are qualifying will undoubtedly knock England out in the second round on pens?

I guess this means we're not looking to keep Clamphead past January then.

England were badly missing Lampard and Gerrard to grab hold of the game IMO.

Rebel Without a Cause Top class. Plato and Judy's performances are better than Dean's though, despite him having the star power to totally own the screen.

Probably why Fop isn't here tbh.

I have a recurring nightmare about this exact scenario and I can't imagine how that doesn't turn your stomach every time you think of it.

Whack me down for £30, being the dirty student I am.

Was half expecting some kind of humourous picture or punnery.

I held a door ope for Sunderland's favourite son, Steve Cram today

I can't afford the full whack so I'll pay a bit into this.

Ryan Taylor is barely even Championship standard, man. A few decent goals aside this season, he's still been rubbish.