Ayatollah Hermione

Alex, is that you in your avatar? I was wondering if it was a trend that Stevie's started.

Back 10 minutes and already playing the cunt. This is going to be a fun message board again.

Breaking News Scouse dickhead seen failing to be funny on Newcastle messageboard.

Aye, he was the other member of Byker Grooove! and Crush with Donna Air. People in Newcastle saying Stevie G was Mama Boswell in Bread is this true or bull? I can confirm this, he was also in that episode where they went paintballing and PJ got shot in the face. People in Newcastle saying to me Curtis Warren appeared in Brookside on two occasions as a priest true or bull? Always thought Moat was in byker grove. Wey if you always thought he was, you didn't need to ask. Wasn't Rhys Jones in Casualty? Meenzer that post a bit out or order I'll edit it before you get banned. I could have on the front page Liverpool Echo posts like that. But I've not got the time for nobs like you. Who'd have thought it? A scouser that can't handle jokes. EDIT: Damn you, HF.

If wor lass made me watch Twilight, I'd make her watch Commando with me every night until she'd forgotten all about those pussies in Twilight.

Watched The Usual Suspects last night when having a bout of insomnia. I'm not sure why I'm picking tightly scripted thrillers and action movies (watched Die Hard the other night) to watch while trying to sleep but I'm enjoying them nonetheless.

A link for this? Personally don't think this will happen. There was 'gossip' a while back about this happening but nothing since. Think its another one of those many transfer stories flying around Akabusi is reknowned for having accurate ITK info. Do you reckon? Have a scan through his past posts. A lot more duffers than gems. A stopped clock is right twice a day. Aye, just looked through there right enough I assumed he'd posted a lot more on N-O/Skunkers that were true.

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/Trans...icle522905.html Happy with this deal tbh. We need more quality in central midfield.

A link for this? Personally don't think this will happen. There was 'gossip' a while back about this happening but nothing since. Think its another one of those many transfer stories flying around Akabusi is reknowned for having accurate ITK info.

I'm seeing this as the cue for Ryan Taylor to be shown the door tbh. And, let's be honest, Perch couldn't be any worse.

Demonstrates a stunning lack of self-awareness. D-

David James for one season if Krul goes on a bad run. More likely Richard Wright with our policy.

So, first Howard Webb denies a perfectly fine Mark Viduka goal and helps us on our way down and then he denies me a blowjob from a pornstar. Fuck you, Howard Webb.

The coppers certainly took it.

Just throw me in the bin when I die.

So, Raoul Moat shot himself, causing his brains to fall into the stream behind him? Raoul, Raoul, Raoul your Moat, gently down the stream.

I hate Facebook. But I do love suburban white kids working 9 to 5 jobs holding resentment over the police for no real reason. Was that from Fop? Fop shot himself last night, man.

I hate Facebook. But I do love suburban white kids working 9 to 5 jobs holding resentment over the police for no real reason.

Happy birthday, you little monkey man.

I'm fairly sure I could pull Lauren Laverne. I think it all it would take would be a few Smiths albums and a bottle of Smirnoff.

Shot himself apparently.

Well, it's exciting in a sense but it's no Butch Cassidy.

Someone told me the gun at his neck had no ammo in. Is anything true at this point or is it the nationwide news equivalent of chinese whispers?

want to see this porn.