Ayatollah Hermione

I'm at Isle of Wight Festival when it all kicks off AND wor lass is expecting me to come up to Scotland and see her at the back end of June. Killing her is off the cards but I'm not missing any England games so I can drag her around Glasgow.

It's good. Just kidding, it's shit. Watched Die Hard. Very much not shit.

Don't think he even scored.

Harsh on Shola IYAM. Look at the top scorer charts for last year. Apart from Bent, no club in the bottom half has a player that scored more than 10. http://www.premierleague.com/page/Statisti...,,12306,00.html It's well within Shola's ability to score 10 if he plays more than 30 games. When did he last play 30 PL games though? It's rare that he's ever had a good run in the side without getting injured. At least in recent memory.

871 posts of utter shite.

Looks a bit like Plug from The Bash Street Kids.

This thread is now about immense metal songs. RIP

That Aaron Johnson was the wrong choice for Lennon as well. Unless John Lennon spent most of his early life working out and swaggering.

Chelsea squad the most cuntish in the country?

Jagielka as replacement in the 30? If you can do that like.

All I can think of whenever I hear Alan Johnson.

Was it Danquah or Baheng with the rap album? We obviously can't have all dem bitches and ho's around the training ground.

We're third favourites because we've got a good team tbh.

Hughton keeps us up this season and it will be a miracle. He's going to have to get a LOT out of a poor crop of players. On one side, it's nice that they're being up front about how fucking stupid they're going to be. On another, it's depressing that they're being up front about how fucking stupid they're going to be.

Smug, horrible wanker of a man. Like Stevie says, it's always the blame laid at someone else's door with him.

Also, true to my word; bullshit.

Because when I think of The Tories, I think of a stable government

Brown's making his statement for anyone who wants to waste time at work.

I will make a statement at 1445 BST which declares the lot of it bullshit.

Interesting game, clearly.

Literally everyone I've spoke to who is voting for the Tories has given me an answer about immigrants and that's it. I don't think the majority of people are aware of what they're like.

He's not very good then, is he?

STING has £180 million?!