Ayatollah Hermione

Jesus fucking wept at that post! I'm assuming this is the one kid at Kevin's school that's smarter than he is.

You wouldn't need to be spiderman to dee that though its only 15 feet. Scaled the lampost next to it, grabbed the awning and hoisted himself up. The stuff you'll do when you're pissed. Especially in Sunderland.

They'll probably lose Boateng and Ben Haim at least out of them too.

My mate climbed up to that clock once. Student-tastic.

Milton Nunez could have taken a better penalty

But aye, good signing.

Dog Borstal. Underage and pregnant. shurely not that good.... for the record, if he stays injury free, i think we'll do ok. Off topic but there was a mock-up of a magazine in The Viz the other month where it said "I BONKED THE MILKMAN AND MY CUNT CAUGHT ON FIRE"

Taken straight from a review tbh

Figure 5 - Bonfire Very lovely psych-tinged folk pop from Scotland.

Fucking hell, what a masterstroke.

I know the place might be a shithole but it's surely got more to offer than that? houghton bids for players on SAFCS behalf now? You said it, not me, Titus.

I know the place might be a shithole but it's surely got more to offer than that?

When you pass the 25 there is in Sunderland town centre, pick me up a bottle of steak bake. I was on the drink last night and woke up next to your sister and she needs something to get her out of bed.

Sunderland is in the north of the country, Titus. Did you turn the wrong way out of Wigan?

I wonder if this is Titus Bramble.

It is, aye. At least he's off the streets. Unlike his sister.

SWP is being linked with Villa this morning so he looks to be on his way out.

Does he treat Watson like shite in it? If so, that sounds fairly accurate to how he is in the books.

Roeder is still in Amsterdam scouting Kuyt.

I'm so glad he's taken goal-scoring responsibility. Thanks for putting my mind at rest, Shola.

I was totally out of order even though it was retaliatory. The only things that spoilt the thread other than that was The Fish's 31 posts. The Fish's comment above reminds me of Harry Redknapp and this quote "Me and Jim went in theyah, we wuz bottom of division two, twelve mamff later, we was champions wiv two gymes to spayah." Have you ever considered writing a novel about cockney life? The dialogue alone would be fucking smashing.

You speak like you've been quadraspazzed. Are you alright?

"ARGH!!!"?

I still use Pimms drinking shithouse whenever I can