Ayatollah Hermione

Doesn't the vamp give the dour-faced actress a c-section with his teeth in the last book? I'd like to see that tbh. Haven't read the books, honest.

There's something to be said for a nice pair of legs with a decent arse on top. Creepiest post I've ever made tbqh.

Kermode is basically a flipper handed twat though.

Just tried a packet for the first time in years. They've definitely toned down the flavour, it doesn't leave your cheeks and gums bleeding any more. Pointless. I'm so saddened by this news. The best part of those crisps was the remnants at the bottom of the packet that were so packed with flavour, they'd make you cry.

That episode is class. When Chief Wiggum is showing Lisa all the "freaky" animals that are all normal. "Behold the legendary two headed hound born with one head"

Splash Dated but still very good.

Before you all go dissing Irish music, let's not forget Thin Lizzy. But seriously, Kevin being blissfully unaware of anything that happened less than 6 months ago is scary.

im yet to find the opposite Ah but you see, you've clearly seen the opposite on this message board. My opinion of an idiot would be someone that steadfastly refuses to change opinion when presented with evidence that disputes it. Feel free to try and wind us up further though, we've had better than you give it a go.

I offered to take the kids this week but my 8 year said no because she found 1 and 2 boring... Me and the missus are off to see it next weekend instead Does she find fun boring?

That's a shame; I heard he was a bit of an animal.

Jesus fucking christ, it's like watching retards throwing ice cubes at the sun.

Is that a tribute band?

Also, this bloke's "personal experiences" clearly come from having a Newcastle fan at this prestigious job that's a fucking idiot. That and shite like Talksport and the papers. Maybe someone should make a "Cliche Bingo" card?

Ah yes, a treat only afforded by those with such money as yourself.

I'll bring the tesco rum.

That's quality. How much did it cost all in all?

http://www.historypin.com/ Developed with Google, this site uses Street View technology to overlay historic images over today's landmarks and streets, so you can see black and white men in flat caps walking past what's now Nando's.

Gob's not on board.

I flashed Meenzer on webcam and and he said my cock was as impressive as the German Eurovision entry in 1991. Could someone confirm if this is a compliment?

It's also worrying that Gosling won't be fit for the start of the season and there's doubts if Campbell will be.

From The Guardian.

Falling Down. Film about Michael Douglas going mental, basically. I enjoyed it and thought it was a good dark comedy.

Who's Dan? fack im glad i dnt hve to listen to jawdee accents dwn here...make me cringe hahaha glad dis is a forum and no recordings bein made So am I because who could pronounce your fucking drivel? planning to repeat everything i say r u? Just trying to get in about your dirty slag of a sister really. And that Rangers top is class. I'd love a Newcastle one like that, instead of the tacky shite we've got this season.

Tell you what, those striking options are laughable. Shola and Lovelyhands won't play the full season without injuries and Carroll is still an untested quantity. The less said about Xisco, the better.