Ayatollah Hermione

Taking the Bolton back-four doesn't particularly excite me. O'Brien is a baffling step, even as third or fourth choice and Danny Shittu? The clue's in the name.

I hope it keeps going until they strike it from Wimbledon and it becomes a touring tennis game until they both retire. It can be like the Bob Dylan of tennis matches.

No doubt in everyone losing their shit over the Argies in the Quarters. If we're going to win the thing, you've got to play and beat the best teams.

Shelled out on the curtains like, haven't they?

This is more fucking like it.

Jesus Christ, David James is a twat.

This thread suddenly turned a bit bitter.

So, what game is everyone watching at 3? France/South Africa for the potential car crash or Mexico/Uruguay for a potentially decent game of football?

Chavalicious Kevin. You'll be the snappiest dresser at the dole office with those bad boys. P.S. A Nice Hat's Adidas jobs take me back to the early 90's when we had Reebok pumps and the other basketball shoes that were all the rage. Bet he still wears day glo slap bands. I'll even be tucking my jeans into them Zach Morris style

The first pair you linked are pretty fucking terrible tbf, Kevin. Even with a colour change, the Nike sign isn't incorporated into the design at all and just looks slapped on. And it's Nike. The ones Chez posted are lush. Thinking about making these my next Adidas purchase.

It's a good job Capello isn't letting the England squad have about with their mistresses, Terry would never get on the pitch in time.

The only highlight will be that pass Meenzer was on about and then a sign saying "The North Korean side died on the way back to their home country"

Really, anyone expecting us to do anything other than fail spectacularly were asking for trouble. It's England ffs. We've been underperforming with this group of players for a while now.

Rooney needs a good sharp kick up the arse as well. I don't know if his bottle is going or what but fuck me, that was the most insipid I've ever seen him. Boring, uninventive rubbish from them all. As usual tbh.

The lack of invention and urgency is worrying to say the least.

Worker productivity must be at an all-time low with the games available online.

He must have a very long cock. Or very short legs.

Same as the amount of games you'll have been to? He shoots, he scores. Unlike our strikers.

Had a bet with my mate that we'd get Man United away first game as well. We probably won't keep our unbeaten home record for very long into the season, either.

Nice to see we've made serious waves in the time I've been away.

How you can rate that higher than Fight Club is beyond belief. That's how.

When was the last time a major tournament like this had so many injuries in the lead-up?

Here's a challenge: Try and watch that England game with the audio on for as long as possible. Those horns are a pain in the arse.

Wonder if he shot himself in the canister.

God, Kermode, your hands are massive.