Ayatollah Hermione

Freshest blart mind. Short skirs etc. Forearms like Hulk Hogan though.

I love lashings of cream against my baked potatoes tttt.

Wouldn't mop the floors of Tesco with that.

Hockle flying all over the shop, I imagine.

Hate to tell you this but they're playing in South Africa.

Some top quality grooming from Fish here like. Kev, if he asks you to put your hand in his blazer pocket, don't do it.

How can you post 50 times a day and have them all be shit? You're like The Grateful Dead of forum posting.

Duff looks like something out of a Charles Dicken adaptation. Great Expectations seems quite fitting.

The awkward silence after Lawrenson tries to be funny is getting a bit difficult to stomach now. Someone should just shoot him.

Everyone play Real Racing and Phoenix Wright. I don't know prices but just played them on a mate's and they're both top class.

Kevin, I'm getting you The Sims for your birthday so you can build yourself a better career.

Great, now he's posting like Ali G to make things worse.

It's always sold itself as the most eclectic one musically (as well as on atmosphere) so you know what you're getting but a lot of the stuff I saw (and noticed on the bill) would always have me asking why would a festival crowd want to see that? I know Stevie Wonder is an important musical icon but surely not to a lot of people's taste (I know as I've said before I'm quite narrow in my tastes). Just looks like it's full of cunts to me. It is a festival tbf. If it's not the students, it's the mid-life crisis-ers. I've got a lot of mates there. Age range is about 25-32. All have jobs. I, crazily enough, wasn't being 100% serious.

It's always sold itself as the most eclectic one musically (as well as on atmosphere) so you know what you're getting but a lot of the stuff I saw (and noticed on the bill) would always have me asking why would a festival crowd want to see that? I know Stevie Wonder is an important musical icon but surely not to a lot of people's taste (I know as I've said before I'm quite narrow in my tastes). Just looks like it's full of cunts to me. It is a festival tbf. If it's not the students, it's the mid-life crisis-ers.

I never put too much stock in what the managers come out and say. Stuff like that is better than saying "Joey's coming back but usually he's a bit shit and will probably get injured again before long" He forgot to mention that he played about 10 games at the back end of last season like.

Wor lass is Scottish and was watching in a Rangers pub in which everyone wanted us to win which surprised me a bit.

Getting increasingly difficult to look past the Argies IMO.

Oh and the inferiority complexes on Ant and Kevin btw Like a couple of Mackems.

Oooh, I can't wait to hear Rooney's witty riposte when we get booed this time. Our defending was Newcastle-esque at times.

I'm not sure which one of Blink 182 or Jedward is worse.

Clive Tyldesley is some kind of A-Grade sex pest, I think. Talking about teachers looking down at him through their glasses when he's been a bad boy. You could feel Chris Coleman's arsehole clench in terror.

Tell you what, I wouldn't want to come across Chile. So to speak. They look hard to handle going forward, good tempo, movement and passing.

Jesus CHRIST. I'd gan at that like a dog eating hot chips.

If he can cover both flanks and play centre-half, I can see why Hughton would be going for him. I seriously doubt he's got enough cash to buy three players for each of those positions and this is the kind of shit we'll have to bring in to compensate. Jack of all trades and masters of none.

Taking the Bolton back-four doesn't particularly excite me. O'Brien is a baffling step, even as third or fourth choice and Danny Shittu? The clue's in the name.