Ayatollah Hermione

When that stat came up on the bottom, the confused silence was a joy. It's like they didn't know how to continue the hyperbole.

What's wrong with Guthrie btw? If he's going to play a spoiler, it needs to be one with legs. And preferably one that doesn't look like a barber's nightmare. More defensive cover is needed; Perch and Ryan Taylor as right-backs is a League One winning combination. Perch's positional play was Sunday league at times. I have no faith in him covering at LB or centre-half with much more efficiency.

Andy Gray's big tactics board is literally the shittest thing I've ever seen. Him faffing about with the controls like a dog trying to operate a forklift adds at least 3 minutes on to every bit of analysis.

Sky's coverage is unbearable. They weren't THAT good; aided by playing a shit team. Perch is every bit out of his depth as could be. At least we tried though, season starts next week. Xisco as a winger is a mental way to add an illusion of depth.

Interesting. Does that mean he's using Nolan in a holding type role?

IMDB*

No you're not. The meat is actually fine its not fried, the worst thing in McDonalds are actually the chips. Milkshakes. Aye but I meant of the hot food. What sort of huckle has milkshakes? There's not an ounce of cow juice anywhere near them either. Primary ingredient is potato pulp, secondary ingredient is vegetable oil. After that it's simply flavourings and colourings with the whole sorry mess chucked into deep chill. Trade descriptions issue using the name 'milkshake' in my mind. Urban myth, shirley. http://www.snopes.com/horrors/food/mcdshake.asp Snopes reckons as much.

Well done to him

Deal for that Uruguayan bad lad fell through perhaps?

It's still only 3 defenders.

really, listening to any "call-in" show is asking for trouble. People are idiots; callers and presenters.

What's Sky been smoking recently? They've been shite. Harper, Perch, Enrique, Coloccini, Williamson, Routledge, Gutierrez, Guthrie, Barton, Nolan, Carroll will probably be how we line up, injuries notwithstanding.

Though "Having Trials" goes amazingly well with that avatar.

Violent Cop - Funny as fuck

Emergency Glaziers number on speed dial? I'll be in Dippersville for this Haha! Took me a couple of seconds to work out what you meant there, good memory Got convicted for that by the way, can you believe it! I was wondering where'd you went.

They'll not shift seven past us. I have hope that we'll be a bit more organised at the back than the shambles that was West Brom.

Shearer and Hanson appear to have visibly aged over the summer. I know the world cup was bad, but even so... I'm convinced that Hansen is trying to see how much shite he can get away with saying, or in some cases, how little he can say and have it be passed off as analysis.

Very true. Horde is also an excellent co-op mode, providing you have 5 mates bored enough to sit through it for hours.

Reckon we'll get battered but only concede 2. Rooney nailed on to score, I bet.

I hate how Sky is following the BBC route of all the pundits becoming incredibly chummy with each other. Jamie Redknapp is bad enough without it.

Joe Cole What a shame.

Funny People - False advertising.

Titus Bramble: Secret Agent tbh.

Can't be any worse than Smith in that role. Can he play anywhere else?

I figured he might have signed, not 8 pages of dipshit theater.