Ayatollah Hermione

Nice to see he's looking toward the summer. I imagine most of these agents are from Pompey players desparately trying to get off that ship.

Poor Shola - He could score a hattrick in the Cup Final against the mackems and he'd still be no more popular than Warren Barton. 9,278 - his testimonial crowd They could probably play it at the training ground.

so who do we reckon we should be going for, whos under 26 from these clubs?? (oh and cheap as well) So our plan is to target rejects from 3 of the bottom 4 clubs? Genius. Also begs the question who'd you get from West Ham. Players like Carlton Cole will probably command decent fees and the majority of their side has looked shite all season.

That article is basically a shit WUM getting wound up more than her intended audience.

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GTA: Chinatown Wars is typically excellent and I really enjoyed Professor Layton and The Curious Village. The Phoenix Wright games are also similar and are entertaining enough.

"non-event of a man" Class.

I'm gonna ring him up. Make sure you call him a "stuttering prick" and a "Bugs Bunny looking bastard"

The scary thing is, from watching numpties like this on Sunday Supplement, they seem to believe the drivel they write. Unless they're keeping it that way for Sky.

Same shit, different day tbh. We go down and stay with the team and we're lauded but now we're back to the Premier League, our staying with the team isn't quite as loyal as we haven't really boasted about. Got all of this to look forward to at least. I can't wait until the first day of September where the opinion pieces say we were unrealistically expecting Ashley to splash out £500 million despite no evidence.

I hope this is more along the lines of Pancrate/Ryan Taylor rather than Enrique. Pancrate's out of contract so can't be sold (along with Butt and One Size). What with Ryan Taylor being shite I can't see many takers there. I'd hope it's just Taylor, Xisco and Ameobi. I fear it'll be more. I thought Pancrate was on a longer contract? I'll take your Paul Joannou-esque word on it I assume we'll see the back of Taylor and Xisco, aye but Shola's going to be here until he retires. We'll never shake him. As for Ryan Taylor, I think he's a Championship level player (and not particularly a good one) and providing we don't try and get too much for him, I can see him going. Maybe it's wishful thinking though.

I hope this is more along the lines of Pancrate/Ryan Taylor rather than Enrique.

Football correspondent I think Microsoft Word's synonym feature took a hammering

Aye but that would be one monster 7 hour drive early in the mornin for her like. No Cant seem to find anything like...looks like a four hour drive from mine it is then....sheesh the price of petrol these days! hah, fair enough. I only ask because I was talking to a kid in a similar situation who was next to me.

Were you on a train to Newcastle from Motherwell on Monday? Just a curious party.

My hangover is much like our performance. Efficient and grinding out a result.

aye, 10 national papers all running with Direct aftermatch quotes from Nolan is wummery!!!! Off you go, back to the xbox laddie Oh fucking dear tbh. Off you go back to wherever you escaped from. Blatantly taking on opinions from pissed passengers. Lovely, come in and spout a load of shite, shown for a tit, then drivel. At least admit when you've fucked up laddie Tabloids often use quotes and then write a total piece of inflammatory shit. As well as you know.

Should make decent hangover watching.

aye, 10 national papers all running with Direct aftermatch quotes from Nolan is wummery!!!! Off you go, back to the xbox laddie Oh fucking dear tbh. Off you go back to wherever you escaped from. Blatantly taking on opinions from pissed passengers.

Using "It's a story in the papers" as an back-up to any point is a bit useless since most of them print a mix of horseshit, wummery and both.

The moment I give Nicky Butt credit for this promotion season is the moment someone points out a decent shift he's put in.

Let's not slip into old Premier League habits ffs.

Get in! I wish I was in Newcastle for the celebrations tonight like.

I hope we batter the bastards now. Blue Brazil my balls. That's not an instruction either btw.