Ayatollah Hermione

"She frosted me like a cake" is the worst line I've heard in years.

Maybe if Liverpool played more scousers, they might not have been so shit last season.

Nowt with more than 3 syllables, I imagine.

Speaking of the Mail: http://bt.io/Fraj They copy a year-old BBC story, then try to hide it

Fair enough

They brushed off Terry being a right dirty bastard against Wigan as well.

Justin Lockwood = tit Aye, what a fucking tool. Is that him that does the match commentary for Century/Real/Whatever it's called this week? The times I had to listen to the match on the radio last season was with him and Bob Moncur and, while, I'm sure Moncur is a top bloke, their commentary was shite. I never knew what was happening half the time.

If he's shit next week, I'm sure his mind will change again.

I thought that as well. Couple of decent scoring chances he had too. He gave Warnock a battering with his pace though so if he can work on his crossing a bit more, we'd have a genuinely dangerous winger.

His own head.

95% of mainstream music is shite. It'll be something you grow out.

I imagine it's all water of his back now anyway. As long as he can keep his mouth shut and put in a good shift all season, he'll go someway to helping his reputation.

Jesus. Fucking. Wept.

Joey Barton has a good game so people have to say he's a Nazi to get a dig in at him

Glad Fulham got a point. Those jammy bastards didn't deserve the three.

And there's nowt on the Ronny Gill or Mail sites about Ben Arfa that I can see.

I'd definitely start Carroll as well. A couple more goals here won't do his confidence any harm.

Mainstream British music has definitely taken a downward turn in the 2000s like. It's quite sad really.

Fulham look like a canny team, if lacking a bit in end product.

It'll be about 2-3 nowt after an iffy 25 minutes where they come at us.

Better one of ShearerGollum.

Thought he was outstanding today tbh. An absolute breakout performance. His touch, his strength, his ability in the air, the lethalness in front of goal, the workrate, his passing, his movement. All of it was talismanic. He's not going to do it against everyone but against the teams around us, he's going to be fantastic.

I expect us to be shite against Wolves and Blackpool now as well since it's the Newcastle way. Carroll was unplayable today though. He looked twice the player today than he did in the Championship oddly.

Thick as whale spunk, man.

aye pick when i can't go to lash the bollocks off someone.