Ayatollah Hermione

Any concrete word on Taylor's injury?

I've seen Robert Smith move like greased lightning toward a freshly-opened buffet table so nowt separates them.

My dad has still scored more goals than him at St. James.

Real/Century/Whatever it's called now, usually does the commentary for every match so try them. Have a match preview off me instead: NUFC.com

It'd probably bounce off. Face like a leisure centre floor.

Kevin is an expert at pulling his hose.

Whenever you enter your log-in details on a site, a bar should pop up on the top asking if you want to save the passwords for that site. You can choose to "save" "not right now" (or something like that) or "never for this site". just click never for your e-mail and choose to save it on here.

They'll just refine the shooting mechanics. Goldeneye has a lot of stuff in that the likes of Halo, COD and Timesplitters improved on so if it can take that on board as well as adjusting the maps and balance to reflect this, there's no reason why it can't be quality. As long as they remember that the customisation was what it made it so fun in multiplayer. Want to play a game where everyone is lightning quick and can only use melee weapons? Sure.

I thought you were going to bed? Fuck off danny before you end up embarrassing yourself even further. Done by Kevin ffs. Danny, take a hint, lad.

108 posts in a week. JFWTBH. Ruining another decent thread, I see.

Thinks of new Geordie comic on the scene.....can only come up with There is literally nobody on this board that will find this a hard-hitting blow to Newcastle.

You're off the mod team, Craig! Gimme your custom title.

It aint over till you cut that ridiculous Mark Hateley 1991 barnet and fuck off to a Reading forum? Stevie.. shut the fuck up. The last attention seeker who registered on this board with nothing to say got banned. When I was 17 I was more interesting than you I'm sure most others were, younguns today all nobs tbh. Think of something to say and post, if you haven't got anything to say stick your gameboy on or whatever you young cunts play with these days. Wouldn't go that far like. It's just a case of those kids with the biggest mouths and shite patter that shout the loudest. Especially now you can be relatively anonymous on the internet. There was some lads that were playing football with us last night, must have been 17 at most and they were sound. There was a fat kid who was a right funny little fucker.

I'm 20, man You'll grow out of this phase, I suppose.

Well, there was certainly a tool in it.

Well, no worry of you dying of the drink you had since it was all piss weak anyway.

I'd go to the one Ant posted for Wolf Parade. Christ, that band can PLAY live.

If anyone watched that, did it feature him badly singing karaoke at one point? I was watching that in the chippy and was thinking they'd tapped into a foreign feed or something.

"Alan Smith"'s twitter is a hotbed of quality quotes btw. I do hope it's him and he's just got an excellent sense of humour.

I'm going to throw my hat in for Yeasayer's Odd Blood. Absolutely fantastic 80s inspired dance pop but it was pretty much my soundtrack when on the metro at night time around February. Listening to "Madder Red" when looking at snow-covered hills just worked. To salvage this post and some man points, I thought The Black Keys album was incredible and Paul Weller's pleasantly surprised me.

Had a very tiring and hungover Leeds Fest with Acid and Inglez last year. Both of them are sound.

Alex, is that you in your avatar? I was wondering if it was a trend that Stevie's started.

Back 10 minutes and already playing the cunt. This is going to be a fun message board again.

Breaking News Scouse dickhead seen failing to be funny on Newcastle messageboard.

Aye, he was the other member of Byker Grooove! and Crush with Donna Air. People in Newcastle saying Stevie G was Mama Boswell in Bread is this true or bull? I can confirm this, he was also in that episode where they went paintballing and PJ got shot in the face. People in Newcastle saying to me Curtis Warren appeared in Brookside on two occasions as a priest true or bull? Always thought Moat was in byker grove. Wey if you always thought he was, you didn't need to ask. Wasn't Rhys Jones in Casualty? Meenzer that post a bit out or order I'll edit it before you get banned. I could have on the front page Liverpool Echo posts like that. But I've not got the time for nobs like you. Who'd have thought it? A scouser that can't handle jokes. EDIT: Damn you, HF.