Ayatollah Hermione

Rooney needs a good sharp kick up the arse as well. I don't know if his bottle is going or what but fuck me, that was the most insipid I've ever seen him. Boring, uninventive rubbish from them all. As usual tbh.

The lack of invention and urgency is worrying to say the least.

Worker productivity must be at an all-time low with the games available online.

He must have a very long cock. Or very short legs.

Same as the amount of games you'll have been to? He shoots, he scores. Unlike our strikers.

Had a bet with my mate that we'd get Man United away first game as well. We probably won't keep our unbeaten home record for very long into the season, either.

Nice to see we've made serious waves in the time I've been away.

How you can rate that higher than Fight Club is beyond belief. That's how.

When was the last time a major tournament like this had so many injuries in the lead-up?

Here's a challenge: Try and watch that England game with the audio on for as long as possible. Those horns are a pain in the arse.

Wonder if he shot himself in the canister.

God, Kermode, your hands are massive.

Aye, making it a completely different format to the rest of the series was a puzzler like. Aye- if they'd kept the format, an extended archive section for each perfomer would've been canny as a "list" show. ( You could always make a cuppa on the Queen bits.) To make it a celeb wank off was just a cop out. ( Have to give Al Murray a pat on the back tho. He seemed genuinly delighted at the end ) Early Queen were quality Sheer Heart Attack -> Night at The Opera -> Day at the Races is a class 3 album run. 80s stuff is shit like.

I don't appreciate Laz putting my picture on here.

Why are we even spending so much time indulging your stupidity? You big flange.

World Cup 2010: Attack of the B Teams.

Reminds me of a story my mate told me where the people in his film class, all agreed that Citizen Kane was shit and the module should hold screenings of Pineapple Express instead.

Its quantity not quality and i also have a life now get back to your sheep. Neither evident, I see.

He spent £229 million

I hope you gave him his...just desserts

As an aside, I notice Adam Sadler is assistant manager at Gateshead. Here and a highly rated coach under Keegan wasn't he?

I love this username since whenever anyone refers to me directly, it sounds fucking ridiculous

Every post is a lesson in how to have a staggering lack of self-awareness.

There is no pun in this sentence.

haha, I was the same when we got Sky+ HD. I just spent a day watching Bio HD.