Ayatollah Hermione

Supercalifragilistic watch wor xisco go ballistic

Nowt worse when you're playing 5-a-side and someone acts like it's the World Cup. Some kid was laying out tactical team talks and all sorts, telling us to pull wide so he could have space in the middle. Fuck off, man.

Who? Heskey, I think.

Details about FM2011 have been leaked:

The Proposition Nick Cave written Western starring Ray Winstone and Guy Pearce centering around the British Army. A bloody, well-acted delight tbh. I got it on eBay for 2 quid so you go and do the same.

Went in there with wor lass once. Hardest pint of my life. In more ways than one.

He's obviously on about Lamine Diatta

Cracking. I'll take a pint off the both of you, please.

OK, now an answer by someone who isn't a complete retard.

Butterfly Effect. I don't even comprehend the shite I've just watched. Name me a good Ashton Kutcher movie.

oh dear

Shades of George Sr. "I love my country! We can...shop!"

Kevin, we're not being contrary when we say Eminem is shit. You need to listen to better rap music.

I wonder which one we'd rather have... fuck's sake, you make us sound like we ENJOY being a soap opera. Christ.

here we fucking go

How do you mean excellent? Acting. I personally think he has turned into a good actor. Catch me if you can, Shutter Island, Inception etc etc. Think he's actually starting to not look twelve now too. I've always thought he was a good actor though going back to the Basketball Diaries. He was already 18+ in This Boy's Life. That's just ridiculous. Definitely a decent actor, anyway, though you know some people will never forgive him for Titanic. I quite like him in The Departed. Granted, he's not as good as Marc Wahlberg's rampant swearing and insulting but nobody is.

One of my favourites of the year (and one of my favourite bands). What Would My Lover Say? and Cave-o-Sapien are both class. The synths in Ghost Pressure are incredibly catchy as well.

Pretty sure it's only this and Mortal Kombat that are major remakes this year. The ratio of new IPs to remakes is staggeringly high in video games and the industry coped better than many others with the recession.

Yawn.

Currently watching The Assassination of Jesse James. I'm enjoying it but it's slower than a white man in slippers.

I'll be there as well. Now all I need is Wolf Parade to come up our way and I'm sound.

New Of Montreal album. Bit of a shit attempt at RnB-ized indie pop. Bad quality rip mind so it might sound better higher quality and in headphones.

Toy Story 3. Absolutely fantastic. If you've seen and adore the first two, this one will be perfect for you. Hilarious and touching all in one swoop.

Burnout Paradise is just about the best multiplayer game on the console. Just roll up, join a race and have fun smashing each other into oncoming traffic at 185mph. You can get hours upon hours out of the single player too with lots of free DLC. Well recommended.

This is for everyone.