Ayatollah Hermione

Taken straight from a review tbh

Figure 5 - Bonfire Very lovely psych-tinged folk pop from Scotland.

Fucking hell, what a masterstroke.

I know the place might be a shithole but it's surely got more to offer than that? houghton bids for players on SAFCS behalf now? You said it, not me, Titus.

I know the place might be a shithole but it's surely got more to offer than that?

When you pass the 25 there is in Sunderland town centre, pick me up a bottle of steak bake. I was on the drink last night and woke up next to your sister and she needs something to get her out of bed.

Sunderland is in the north of the country, Titus. Did you turn the wrong way out of Wigan?

I wonder if this is Titus Bramble.

It is, aye. At least he's off the streets. Unlike his sister.

SWP is being linked with Villa this morning so he looks to be on his way out.

Does he treat Watson like shite in it? If so, that sounds fairly accurate to how he is in the books.

Roeder is still in Amsterdam scouting Kuyt.

I'm so glad he's taken goal-scoring responsibility. Thanks for putting my mind at rest, Shola.

I was totally out of order even though it was retaliatory. The only things that spoilt the thread other than that was The Fish's 31 posts. The Fish's comment above reminds me of Harry Redknapp and this quote "Me and Jim went in theyah, we wuz bottom of division two, twelve mamff later, we was champions wiv two gymes to spayah." Have you ever considered writing a novel about cockney life? The dialogue alone would be fucking smashing.

You speak like you've been quadraspazzed. Are you alright?

"ARGH!!!"?

I still use Pimms drinking shithouse whenever I can

They still hold up well and it's odd seeing how the media's covering of scandal and current affairs hasn't really changed much at all in 10-15 years. Some of the stuff such as the overuse of mental graphs and the Right/Wrong divide wouldn't be out of place on Sky News. I wouldn't mind seeing Chris Morris do something else along these lines again. Also, "One day, a stairwell nonce-bashing left him quadrospazzed on a life-glug." :lol:

This may be the internet but this tends to be a more entertaining, chilled side of the internet so if you could follow suit anytime soon, it'd be lovely. There's plenty of mong-a-longs out there that'll enjoy your carry-on but you're just a pain in the arse here. Considering Acid must only be about a year/year and a half older than you and carries on like someone that isn't utterly socially retarded, it's baffling that you can't since I'm sure you don't stagger around socialising like someone that's just discovered his vocal chords and a fake I.D.

I liked The Suburbs on first listen but it could certainly use some trimming.

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3 pulls so he's on here chatting to us Probably furiously wanking and crying himself to sleep.

Supercalifragilistic watch wor xisco go ballistic