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Ayatollah Hermione

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  1. Smirnoff is not expensive vodka If £18 for 1 litre of vodka isn't expensive then fuck me I know where i can get a half bottle for £3!! google Skyy, Stolichnaya Elit and a few others and then get back to us. Do you have that when you're watching Sex and the City with the other fag hags? Nope I sup it off your mam's tits mate Owt to improve the taste.
  2. Smirnoff is not expensive vodka If £18 for 1 litre of vodka isn't expensive then fuck me I know where i can get a half bottle for £3!! google Skyy, Stolichnaya Elit and a few others and then get back to us. Do you have that when you're watching Sex and the City with the other fag hags?
  3. Lesson 1 In how to out yourself as a Mackem tbh Couldn't even give 0/10 for that. Citizensmith, your internet deserves to be turned off. You need to be intelligent to pull it off. Give him a lesson in changing internet personality, "Gordon McKeag" Maybe he could take lessons from you, "I'm a Cunt" Oi san, i think you'll find that "I'm A Cunt" was a name change, not a new account. What's that smell? Smells like burn, oh i know! you've been burned What do you think Barrack Road -> The Three Lions -> Gordon McKeag is like? and shush Andrew
  4. Lesson 1 In how to out yourself as a Mackem tbh Couldn't even give 0/10 for that. Citizensmith, your internet deserves to be turned off. You need to be intelligent to pull it off. Give him a lesson in changing internet personality, "Gordon McKeag" Maybe he could take lessons from you, "I'm a Cunt"
  5. Stevie's Waterloo? Why because you, another Asian and a lad from Burnley thought the ref had a good game? Because you're a racist cunt. How am I racist cunt for suggesting that in my opinion the referee was out of his depth YOU FUCKIN MASSIVE NOB. The only reason you're even suggesting that is because of your Asian heritage you fuckin arsehole. You're a bad as a scouser on the fiddler, or someone who cries rape when they haven't been. Indeed, anyone would have done the same in that situation, he rolled the dice, ultimately saved his team and will miss the biggest game his country have played in for 60 years. If a Ghana player had done it Chiles would be hailing his ingenuity. exactly "why do we do this to ourselves" he just said as if we're all fucking ghanain, just toss MD out of the studio and be impartial instead of a bunch of bandwagoning cunts If they'd got through to the semis, I guarantee Chiles would have blacked up for it. ahahahaha like Louie on Trading Places. A quick look at wiki states that he was voted best ref in Asia two years running. He otherwise referees in the Uzbek League, I've played for pub teams of better quality than some in that league no doubt, you can't have referees from minnow leagues refereeing games which could define a countries history. If Paraguay for example won the WC it would be the biggest achievement in the countries history, in any way shape or form, that's how big this competition is, again I use the example of Chelsea v Barcelona, Norwegian ref out of his depth, not used to high octane, high paced, high importance football, it's a total abomination of the sport asking someone to referee a life defining game in front of 1 billion people from a country with a monkey holding a melon slice upside down on its' flag.
  6. I love lashings of cream against my baked potatoes tttt. And a faintly fishy aftertaste? I prefer a salty finish.
  7. no question, I am liking that the only thing hes guessed at that he couldnt have got from the left of my post in his little barrage is wrong assuming he thinks you need to be from newcastle or sunderland to understand the rivalry between the clubs Sky Boy!! you're just making yourself look silly now By supporting and caring for the club in the place I was born and bred? Bring on silly all the time, you should try it bonny lad........... I mean lad. So, "caring for the club" entails not minding relegation as long as we beat the mackems?
  8. Class game. Uruguay are getting no further without Suarez mind.
  9. Freshest blart mind. Short skirs etc. Forearms like Hulk Hogan though.
  10. I love lashings of cream against my baked potatoes tttt.
  11. Wouldn't mop the floors of Tesco with that.
  12. Hockle flying all over the shop, I imagine.
  13. Hate to tell you this but they're playing in South Africa.
  14. Some top quality grooming from Fish here like. Kev, if he asks you to put your hand in his blazer pocket, don't do it.
  15. How can you post 50 times a day and have them all be shit? You're like The Grateful Dead of forum posting.
  16. Duff looks like something out of a Charles Dicken adaptation. Great Expectations seems quite fitting.
  17. The awkward silence after Lawrenson tries to be funny is getting a bit difficult to stomach now. Someone should just shoot him.
  18. Everyone play Real Racing and Phoenix Wright. I don't know prices but just played them on a mate's and they're both top class.
  19. Kevin, I'm getting you The Sims for your birthday so you can build yourself a better career.
  20. Great, now he's posting like Ali G to make things worse.
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