Ayatollah Hermione

Tesco rum fucking hell, man. You're going to be the one at festivals that everyone hates.

All of that will be taken by the bigger boys in the tent next to him.

Used to love Pedro as a bairn. I have a memory of him scoring a pen against Boro, I think, where he runs over and grabs a ball boy by the head and shouts in his face. Think it might have been his son. Hopefully anyway. In recent times, I used to love Nobby but I love watching players like him anyway. Absolutely top drawer. After last season, if Enrique can keep up his performances, he's bound to be a cult hero in 5-10 years time.

Congrats! And to pass your induction, all you have to do is enjoy one night of pleasure with Louise: The icon in the bottom right of that obscures the best part of the photo. Its not a camel's toe, its a moose's knuckle. I bet her fanny looks like the monster that eats Boba Fett.

Two in the Pink?

If he's in the woods it would be like an English version of Rambo (We'll sort of), could Vinny master the accent? I rekcon he'll be nowehere near Rothbury, his knacker mates will have driven that car up there for him. He'd have to. I think Robert Carlyle could do it he's good with accents, but he's too skinny. Jimmy Nail would be too old, who else is there? I agree re the motor, I don't think he's as dense as people are making out. Whats Robson Green doing these days? He'd have to bulk up mind.... I'd go for Sting (bulked up). I'd send Sting after him in real life and hope he takes a bullet in the vocal chords.

Alan Smith showing his future management skills by drawing a smiley face at the back, I see.

I don't appreciate you putting my picture up, Pud.

Have it your way That's Burger King, you're thinking of.

It's probably Fop.

Gold those two posts.

"It is not known if Kim Jong-il is a fan of Justin Bieber's music"

Happy birthday chap

Well, he'd be wrong. Not for the first time, mind.

On both wings as well. According to Wikipedia like.

I thought he had a good game against us and we need some right back cover. Can't help but think that he and Simpson might be two championship level right backs though so I hope the rest of our dealings aren't sideways steps. Here's the Article:

I wish there wasn't any new updates from the current one. Yeah well who cares what you think? You're a fucking hat for fuck sake. A nice one, though.

I wish there wasn't any new updates from the current one.

He's blending into areas with the most ugly, dole walling gingers.

According to a mate, there's been a shooting around the Allerdene area of Low Fell in Gateshead. Police are stopping anyone from going outside for something relating to a shooting. The city is going into anarchy.

The Telegraph story on the site has been edited since, upon the news breaking, they said, quoting a resident, "By and large, Bintley is quite a quiet backwater. Everyone in Bintley will be absolutely shocked and stunned."

Don't know but I reckon he went for the job since his mam's legs are usually in a similar position to the M in the logo.

= tbh

Drinking lager out of glass the size of a chair leg, I should imagine.

Germans are going to win it now, aren't they? I don't mind since at least I'll win a plush mascot out of a sweepstake.