Ayatollah Hermione

That's a shame; I heard he was a bit of an animal.

Jesus fucking christ, it's like watching retards throwing ice cubes at the sun.

Is that a tribute band?

Also, this bloke's "personal experiences" clearly come from having a Newcastle fan at this prestigious job that's a fucking idiot. That and shite like Talksport and the papers. Maybe someone should make a "Cliche Bingo" card?

Ah yes, a treat only afforded by those with such money as yourself.

I'll bring the tesco rum.

That's quality. How much did it cost all in all?

http://www.historypin.com/ Developed with Google, this site uses Street View technology to overlay historic images over today's landmarks and streets, so you can see black and white men in flat caps walking past what's now Nando's.

Gob's not on board.

I flashed Meenzer on webcam and and he said my cock was as impressive as the German Eurovision entry in 1991. Could someone confirm if this is a compliment?

It's also worrying that Gosling won't be fit for the start of the season and there's doubts if Campbell will be.

From The Guardian.

Falling Down. Film about Michael Douglas going mental, basically. I enjoyed it and thought it was a good dark comedy.

Who's Dan? fack im glad i dnt hve to listen to jawdee accents dwn here...make me cringe hahaha glad dis is a forum and no recordings bein made So am I because who could pronounce your fucking drivel? planning to repeat everything i say r u? Just trying to get in about your dirty slag of a sister really. And that Rangers top is class. I'd love a Newcastle one like that, instead of the tacky shite we've got this season.

Tell you what, those striking options are laughable. Shola and Lovelyhands won't play the full season without injuries and Carroll is still an untested quantity. The less said about Xisco, the better.

:lol: tells u somet whn u lot want 1 of our reserve cbs 2 b ur 1st choice I know it's generally banter, but your not doing your side proud by disproving the whole inbred and illiterate stereotype. if u ask a mackem to explain wht da stereotype of a jawdee is he wud say da same as a jawdee explainin da stereotype of a mackem Was it Socrates who said that?

Who's Dan? fack im glad i dnt hve to listen to jawdee accents dwn here...make me cringe hahaha glad dis is a forum and no recordings bein made So am I because who could pronounce your fucking drivel?

Well I run my 5 a side team, and we're now the second best five a side team in the North East based on stuff like the above. Fair enough but I'm talking kick abouts with your mates, not a competitive league. No. Well, I stop in occasionally to read Stevie's excellent post match analyses but now that you've started blathering on, I'll probably stay well clear tbh.

Jesus fucking wept at that post! I'm assuming this is the one kid at Kevin's school that's smarter than he is.

You wouldn't need to be spiderman to dee that though its only 15 feet. Scaled the lampost next to it, grabbed the awning and hoisted himself up. The stuff you'll do when you're pissed. Especially in Sunderland.

They'll probably lose Boateng and Ben Haim at least out of them too.

My mate climbed up to that clock once. Student-tastic.

Milton Nunez could have taken a better penalty

But aye, good signing.