Ayatollah Hermione

Whip this cracking little dish up at your dinner parties and your guests will be begging for the Pictionary to come out!

Roma?

Sweatheart?

Scroll back to page 18 where I've wrote out a very good curry recipe. You can make it as mild or as hot as you choose to make it. I personally don't bother with the spinach but hoy extra chillies in. Im geet hard though. Nice one, cheers I'm a bit of a pansy when it comes to hot food (well, me arse is, to be precise) so I'll keep it mild. I've started to like spinach a bit more recently so I'll take the coward's way out.

Reading through this thread, I noticed Leazes apparently makes some top notch curries and since I'm fancying making one, does anyone have the recipes handy? A mild one would be lovely.

Aye, it's funny because you can't get moved for Italians in Newcastle so I find it a bit strange. Is there anywhere you'd recommend? Me and wor lass love a nice Italian (fnar) and are looking for somewhere new.

2 litre bottle of water to rehydrate my body.

What a load of fucking shit.

I fully support this bunch of wankers getting dragged through the mud tbh.

The subject of arse-spraying mayhem turns us all into poets.

Then you didn't spell it correctly. y'see there's no "b" in economics. sometimes, my comedy is a bit of a high wire act Oh. Just send me a pm. just click this link Clicky or here Speculating. My best guess is videos of The Fish making ecstatic poses in his briefs with T.Rex in the background. Whatever happened to the teenage dream indeed.

class. Though, tbf to Sunderland, it could certainly do with some of the cash, it's a tip.

Let's hear it means pm me, you right bunch of bell whiffs

Come on then, let's hear it.

Japan - Quiet Life Listen in headphones for the full effect.

I don't mean to laugh, mate but what a fucking disaster he is. I can't believe Leeds/Reading booked him, knowing how much of a fucking flounce artist he is.

Under 21 so doesn't need registered. Here's a friendlier version of the list: GK: Steve Harper, Tim Krul, Fraser Forster DEF: Sol Campbell, Steven Taylor, Jose Enrique, Fabricio Coloccini, Danny Simpson, Ryan Taylor, Mike Williamson, James Perch MID: Joey Barton, Danny Guthrie, Alan Smith, Jonas Gutierrez, Kevin Nolan, Wayne Routledge, Cheik Tiote, Hatem Ben Arfa FWD: Shola Ameobi, Peter Lovenkrands, Leon Best, Xisco Carroll, Kadar, Ranger and Vuckic are under 21 so they don't need to make the 25. Carroll is 21 isnt he? hope we havent fucked up here.... 21 and under so he's just in. Would be typical NUFC to not read the fucking paperwork though.

I reckon that's how things will shape up fwiw. Well, it'll be that selection of players.

Who the fuck chucks glasses at each other?

More cheap tat?

Under 21 so doesn't need registered. Here's a friendlier version of the list: GK: Steve Harper, Tim Krul, Fraser Forster DEF: Sol Campbell, Steven Taylor, Jose Enrique, Fabricio Coloccini, Danny Simpson, Ryan Taylor, Mike Williamson, James Perch MID: Joey Barton, Danny Guthrie, Alan Smith, Jonas Gutierrez, Kevin Nolan, Wayne Routledge, Cheik Tiote, Hatem Ben Arfa FWD: Shola Ameobi, Peter Lovenkrands, Leon Best, Xisco Carroll, Kadar, Ranger and Vuckic are under 21 so they don't need to make the 25.

This Van Der Vaart deal has brown envelopes written all over it.

He's more like a shit version of Maradona; left footed playmaker type. Should give us that extra quality boost and separate us from the real shite at the bottom of the premiership. The only problem is he'll be skinning and taking the piss out of Nolan and 'Smudge' in training, he will leave them for dust. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, and I just hope that they don't all start playing silly buggers when he's showing everyone up. It's imperative that he gets on with Carroll so they can build a good understanding and so that Carroll won't batter him. If he gets mates with Tiote and Carroll no one will mess with him. We could have a decent little midfield going there, Barton/Tiote/Arfa/Jonas is not bad going at all in terms of survival. Probably stick Nolan in there as well if we're only playing one up front. How long did it take you to get to Earth from your home planet?

Yeasayer - Madder Red (Henning Furst Remix) Top class. Turns it into a chill middle of the night track.

Its only a loan deal. Worth the gamble imo. Came out today that he's signed for £2 million. I didn't realise that either but he cost less than Best.