Ayatollah Hermione

which Google badly translates into from http://www.chronofoot.com/om/om-hatem-ben-...le_art5698.html I've got no idea if that's a credible source in France or what have you but it hints that he would prefer to come here but we may not have the cash to buy him next season which is what they'd want.

Was the season after when Carr came in IIRC.

The one where the sofa lasts through the divorce. The most maudlin way to sell a sofa ever. Why don't they just have someone sit down, say "ya fucka, this is comfy" and then 3 minutes of them singing along to the Go Compare advert? At least then you're reaching a target audience stupid enough to think the DFS sale ever ends.

It's in the shitey new Green Market bit. There's every chance she's moved on to Nik Naks by now though.

A technique he likes to call "The Chinese Freckle" Kevin, to my suprise also recently revealed to me that it wasn't a birth mark on his penis after all. They're teethmarks from his dad.

Oh yeah, I seen Inception tonight. Loved it. Really tense finale that just kept upping and upping the stakes with a good ending. Tom Hardy is good again and some of the fight scenes reminded me of seeing The Matrix for the first time in how they were doing stuff I'd never really seen before. Well recommended.

A technique he likes to call "The Chinese Freckle"

Would you like me to pose? Nude preferred.

Sounds like a porn I watched once. Girl, have you been hanging with Moses? Because I can see some C's being parted.

Kevin dear, I think you'll find most of us have drunk your weight in whiskey over the course of a decent Friday night so the bragging of wild drunken nights with 3000 cans of stella come off about as believeable as Rob Styles' refereeing decisions.

There's a cafe in Eldon Square that'll serve you a cheese and ham panini with a side of frazzels.

Most excellent. I'm not a big sci-fi man but it's been a great read so far.

Doesn't the vamp give the dour-faced actress a c-section with his teeth in the last book? I'd like to see that tbh. Haven't read the books, honest.

There's something to be said for a nice pair of legs with a decent arse on top. Creepiest post I've ever made tbqh.

Kermode is basically a flipper handed twat though.

Just tried a packet for the first time in years. They've definitely toned down the flavour, it doesn't leave your cheeks and gums bleeding any more. Pointless. I'm so saddened by this news. The best part of those crisps was the remnants at the bottom of the packet that were so packed with flavour, they'd make you cry.

That episode is class. When Chief Wiggum is showing Lisa all the "freaky" animals that are all normal. "Behold the legendary two headed hound born with one head"

Splash Dated but still very good.

Before you all go dissing Irish music, let's not forget Thin Lizzy. But seriously, Kevin being blissfully unaware of anything that happened less than 6 months ago is scary.

im yet to find the opposite Ah but you see, you've clearly seen the opposite on this message board. My opinion of an idiot would be someone that steadfastly refuses to change opinion when presented with evidence that disputes it. Feel free to try and wind us up further though, we've had better than you give it a go.

I offered to take the kids this week but my 8 year said no because she found 1 and 2 boring... Me and the missus are off to see it next weekend instead Does she find fun boring?

That's a shame; I heard he was a bit of an animal.

Jesus fucking christ, it's like watching retards throwing ice cubes at the sun.

Is that a tribute band?

Also, this bloke's "personal experiences" clearly come from having a Newcastle fan at this prestigious job that's a fucking idiot. That and shite like Talksport and the papers. Maybe someone should make a "Cliche Bingo" card?