Ayatollah Hermione

You're off the mod team, Craig! Gimme your custom title.

It aint over till you cut that ridiculous Mark Hateley 1991 barnet and fuck off to a Reading forum? Stevie.. shut the fuck up. The last attention seeker who registered on this board with nothing to say got banned. When I was 17 I was more interesting than you I'm sure most others were, younguns today all nobs tbh. Think of something to say and post, if you haven't got anything to say stick your gameboy on or whatever you young cunts play with these days. Wouldn't go that far like. It's just a case of those kids with the biggest mouths and shite patter that shout the loudest. Especially now you can be relatively anonymous on the internet. There was some lads that were playing football with us last night, must have been 17 at most and they were sound. There was a fat kid who was a right funny little fucker.

I'm 20, man You'll grow out of this phase, I suppose.

Well, there was certainly a tool in it.

Well, no worry of you dying of the drink you had since it was all piss weak anyway.

I'd go to the one Ant posted for Wolf Parade. Christ, that band can PLAY live.

If anyone watched that, did it feature him badly singing karaoke at one point? I was watching that in the chippy and was thinking they'd tapped into a foreign feed or something.

"Alan Smith"'s twitter is a hotbed of quality quotes btw. I do hope it's him and he's just got an excellent sense of humour.

I'm going to throw my hat in for Yeasayer's Odd Blood. Absolutely fantastic 80s inspired dance pop but it was pretty much my soundtrack when on the metro at night time around February. Listening to "Madder Red" when looking at snow-covered hills just worked. To salvage this post and some man points, I thought The Black Keys album was incredible and Paul Weller's pleasantly surprised me.

Had a very tiring and hungover Leeds Fest with Acid and Inglez last year. Both of them are sound.

Alex, is that you in your avatar? I was wondering if it was a trend that Stevie's started.

Back 10 minutes and already playing the cunt. This is going to be a fun message board again.

Breaking News Scouse dickhead seen failing to be funny on Newcastle messageboard.

Aye, he was the other member of Byker Grooove! and Crush with Donna Air. People in Newcastle saying Stevie G was Mama Boswell in Bread is this true or bull? I can confirm this, he was also in that episode where they went paintballing and PJ got shot in the face. People in Newcastle saying to me Curtis Warren appeared in Brookside on two occasions as a priest true or bull? Always thought Moat was in byker grove. Wey if you always thought he was, you didn't need to ask. Wasn't Rhys Jones in Casualty? Meenzer that post a bit out or order I'll edit it before you get banned. I could have on the front page Liverpool Echo posts like that. But I've not got the time for nobs like you. Who'd have thought it? A scouser that can't handle jokes. EDIT: Damn you, HF.

If wor lass made me watch Twilight, I'd make her watch Commando with me every night until she'd forgotten all about those pussies in Twilight.

Watched The Usual Suspects last night when having a bout of insomnia. I'm not sure why I'm picking tightly scripted thrillers and action movies (watched Die Hard the other night) to watch while trying to sleep but I'm enjoying them nonetheless.

A link for this? Personally don't think this will happen. There was 'gossip' a while back about this happening but nothing since. Think its another one of those many transfer stories flying around Akabusi is reknowned for having accurate ITK info. Do you reckon? Have a scan through his past posts. A lot more duffers than gems. A stopped clock is right twice a day. Aye, just looked through there right enough I assumed he'd posted a lot more on N-O/Skunkers that were true.

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/Trans...icle522905.html Happy with this deal tbh. We need more quality in central midfield.

A link for this? Personally don't think this will happen. There was 'gossip' a while back about this happening but nothing since. Think its another one of those many transfer stories flying around Akabusi is reknowned for having accurate ITK info.

I'm seeing this as the cue for Ryan Taylor to be shown the door tbh. And, let's be honest, Perch couldn't be any worse.

Demonstrates a stunning lack of self-awareness. D-

David James for one season if Krul goes on a bad run. More likely Richard Wright with our policy.

So, first Howard Webb denies a perfectly fine Mark Viduka goal and helps us on our way down and then he denies me a blowjob from a pornstar. Fuck you, Howard Webb.

The coppers certainly took it.