Ayatollah Hermione

Had some Desperados last night which is a tequila flavoured lager. Basically, the stupidest fucking idea for a drink I've ever seen.

Average. 4/10 But better than the new Polanski 'Ghost Writer'. Really bad. 2/10. No tension, wit, vision, characters or anything. Nice house on the beach is all it had going for it. Bond nor Luke could save it. I looked here before Kevin's post to see the Predator review score was a 3. I demand explanation! Was it Danny Trejo? In all seriousness I couldn't give it a 3. But how the fuck do you cast a skinny creative actor (The Pianist etc) as the lead badguy? Ruins the whole thing. Some nice touches with the alien world but rest is predictable shoot anything that moves bollocks. No guile and littel mystery. Fair enough. I did think that Adrien Brody was an odd choice like. I couldn't buy him as a threat to the Marks and Spencers returns department if he was arguing over a cashmere jumper that shrunk in the wash.

Average. 4/10 But better than the new Polanski 'Ghost Writer'. Really bad. 2/10. No tension, wit, vision, characters or anything. Nice house on the beach is all it had going for it. Bond nor Luke could save it. I looked here before Kevin's post to see the Predator review score was a 3. I demand explanation! Was it Danny Trejo?

There's a version of it in gif form somewhere which is hilarious. Definitely worth clicking though, quality.

Heard the same off my mate at the pub. He also reckons that a personality like Campbell's could clash with the atmosphere we have in the dressing room atm. All speculation obviously but the egos seemed to have been whittled from the dressing room.

Express.

Shamelessly stolen from Armchair Pundit in the Transfer Talk Thread He'd improve the back four, that's for sure and is the kind of experience that's useful in a relegation battle. I'm assuming that he comes with big wage demands though and I'm surprised Ashley would pay them. Providing it's true of course.

Would Ashley pay his wages?

Rothbury's been getting a lot of buzz recently.

Movie night with Happy Face and his grandmother was a huge success. We watched Meet Me In St Louis on Friday night before going to bed at 10.30pm and it didn't pass without comment how much more enjoyable it was than standing in a 5 person deep scrum in a bar. I first saw Meet Me In St. Louis in the Dog and Parrot and the bar was so moved by it, they even stopped hitting each other with pool cues for five minutes to wipe away the tears and console each other.

Movie night with Happy Face and his grandmother was a huge success.

Joseph Gordon Levitt is one of my favourite young actors atm. His performance lifts 500 Days of Summer out of mediocrity.

Foobar is a small download and very simple to use and very quick (which is why I like it). It doesn't show you the running time of groups of tracks though (not to my knowledge anyway) but for simply listening to music, it's perfect.

Just stop playing up, man. Nobody is taking the piss when they say how fucking annoying and cretinous your posting is. It's not funny, it's not interesting and the fact you continue to play it up is making it worse. I'm sure you're a decent enough lad when you're not acting the prick, so don't do it and you won't be subjected to Wacky saying he's going to rape you.

Any concrete word on Taylor's injury?

I've seen Robert Smith move like greased lightning toward a freshly-opened buffet table so nowt separates them.

My dad has still scored more goals than him at St. James.

Real/Century/Whatever it's called now, usually does the commentary for every match so try them. Have a match preview off me instead: NUFC.com

It'd probably bounce off. Face like a leisure centre floor.

Kevin is an expert at pulling his hose.

Whenever you enter your log-in details on a site, a bar should pop up on the top asking if you want to save the passwords for that site. You can choose to "save" "not right now" (or something like that) or "never for this site". just click never for your e-mail and choose to save it on here.

They'll just refine the shooting mechanics. Goldeneye has a lot of stuff in that the likes of Halo, COD and Timesplitters improved on so if it can take that on board as well as adjusting the maps and balance to reflect this, there's no reason why it can't be quality. As long as they remember that the customisation was what it made it so fun in multiplayer. Want to play a game where everyone is lightning quick and can only use melee weapons? Sure.

I thought you were going to bed? Fuck off danny before you end up embarrassing yourself even further. Done by Kevin ffs. Danny, take a hint, lad.

108 posts in a week. JFWTBH. Ruining another decent thread, I see.

Thinks of new Geordie comic on the scene.....can only come up with There is literally nobody on this board that will find this a hard-hitting blow to Newcastle.