Ayatollah Hermione

It's also worrying that Gosling won't be fit for the start of the season and there's doubts if Campbell will be.

From The Guardian.

Falling Down. Film about Michael Douglas going mental, basically. I enjoyed it and thought it was a good dark comedy.

Who's Dan? fack im glad i dnt hve to listen to jawdee accents dwn here...make me cringe hahaha glad dis is a forum and no recordings bein made So am I because who could pronounce your fucking drivel? planning to repeat everything i say r u? Just trying to get in about your dirty slag of a sister really. And that Rangers top is class. I'd love a Newcastle one like that, instead of the tacky shite we've got this season.

Tell you what, those striking options are laughable. Shola and Lovelyhands won't play the full season without injuries and Carroll is still an untested quantity. The less said about Xisco, the better.

:lol: tells u somet whn u lot want 1 of our reserve cbs 2 b ur 1st choice I know it's generally banter, but your not doing your side proud by disproving the whole inbred and illiterate stereotype. if u ask a mackem to explain wht da stereotype of a jawdee is he wud say da same as a jawdee explainin da stereotype of a mackem Was it Socrates who said that?

Who's Dan? fack im glad i dnt hve to listen to jawdee accents dwn here...make me cringe hahaha glad dis is a forum and no recordings bein made So am I because who could pronounce your fucking drivel?

Well I run my 5 a side team, and we're now the second best five a side team in the North East based on stuff like the above. Fair enough but I'm talking kick abouts with your mates, not a competitive league. No. Well, I stop in occasionally to read Stevie's excellent post match analyses but now that you've started blathering on, I'll probably stay well clear tbh.

Jesus fucking wept at that post! I'm assuming this is the one kid at Kevin's school that's smarter than he is.

You wouldn't need to be spiderman to dee that though its only 15 feet. Scaled the lampost next to it, grabbed the awning and hoisted himself up. The stuff you'll do when you're pissed. Especially in Sunderland.

They'll probably lose Boateng and Ben Haim at least out of them too.

My mate climbed up to that clock once. Student-tastic.

Milton Nunez could have taken a better penalty

But aye, good signing.

Dog Borstal. Underage and pregnant. shurely not that good.... for the record, if he stays injury free, i think we'll do ok. Off topic but there was a mock-up of a magazine in The Viz the other month where it said "I BONKED THE MILKMAN AND MY CUNT CAUGHT ON FIRE"

Taken straight from a review tbh

Figure 5 - Bonfire Very lovely psych-tinged folk pop from Scotland.

Fucking hell, what a masterstroke.

I know the place might be a shithole but it's surely got more to offer than that? houghton bids for players on SAFCS behalf now? You said it, not me, Titus.

I know the place might be a shithole but it's surely got more to offer than that?

When you pass the 25 there is in Sunderland town centre, pick me up a bottle of steak bake. I was on the drink last night and woke up next to your sister and she needs something to get her out of bed.

Sunderland is in the north of the country, Titus. Did you turn the wrong way out of Wigan?

I wonder if this is Titus Bramble.

It is, aye. At least he's off the streets. Unlike his sister.