Ayatollah Hermione

It's been replaced with Pieorgi's or something along those lines. Cheers for the suggestions, lads. I might check out Baps, as I always have done.

Where's good to go on your dinner? Went to Baguette Express yesterday and got a BBQ chicken panini which was alright for £2.25 but I'm still looking for a good place to get some scran when every other meff is in Greggs.

I'm a grumpy young twat, thank you very much.

But is he better than Leon Best?

More edge than a broken pisspot.

He's got a Planet of the Apes head though. Looks a bit like a lumpy potato in some lights.

Aye, I'll hold my hands up and admit I was probably one of those on here who slagged him off since his first 6 months were dreadful. But now, he's an essential piece of the team, on and off the pitch.

Bale is fucking ridiculous. He could go up against any right-back in the world right now and have them shitting themselves.

Wheel him out in time for January and have him knock a couple past them again.

I see toughguymick has taken to writing articles now. http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/opinion/co...icle618459.html

Need less of that tacky shit, the beating should be enough.

How I'll miss his wit and amazing post-match analysis.

Are we honestly judging someone on how they've done managing the Faroe Islands? Even if he's done well there, it's like dropping a telly down the stairs but not smashing the screen.

FYP FYP FYP MvB is still in his peak.

I think we cheered their goal louder than they did.

aw diddums.

brilliant "The Sunderland fans were great, they didn't even bother coming back out to watch their team in the second half"

http://www.andyblair.co.uk/nufc/NUFC-606-311010.mp3 And here's the best radio call of the day.

Surely there's a download of this kicking about by now?

Thought they closed us down quite well in the first 10 minutes or so but once Nolan made himself available for Tiote to find, they were basically feckless. Nothing summed it up more than Bramble's hopeful hoofs down the pitch for Bent and Welbeck to fruitlessly chase.

Got up this morning and realised I still had some pizza left over from last night and that made me ecstatic

Was concerned that Cattermole might be found in the morning stuffed into a wheelie bin in Pallion with snooker balls for eyes after that exchange. Jose got up like the terminator after that tackle. Legend.

The pass with the outside of his foot to the wing was class. All too often he's tried those passes and they've failed but recently, he's been getting them on point every time. In the form of his life.

Cant the black dude from black eyed peas help? Shut up you massive wankstain.

A team playing football like that isn't going down. The squad doesn't have much quality depth but it still has Ben Arfa to come back and Gosling to feature.