Ayatollah Hermione

Piece of piss to pull lasses down the country on the back of a Geordie accent alone tbh.

I'll be watching The Trip for definite. I wonder who'll pop up as guest stars. I've been watching The Stand which has been on The Horror Channel of all places this week. It's Stephen King so it's a bit daft anyway but I really enjoyed it.

TEN albums in 7 years

Wouldn't the record company that released them already have the rights to those releases? I.e. be able to re-issue them as remasters? You might be right, aye. I'm just struggling to think of how they could release that much "new" stuff. It's not a situation like Tupac where he went into the studio and recorded a ton of material before he died.

I was busy thinking of a quote which is a far sight frigging more than you did!

Remastered albums, probably.

Blade Runner for Kitman's. "Yeah. And now you're gonna die, wearing that stupid little hat. How does it feel? "

This stinks of Hughton saying "This Ben Arfa kid would be a great signing. He could cost a fair bit but a loan option might happen" and Ashley putting in a shite loan bid just to say he did.

800k

Last night my mate said that they should have let Smith take the penalty to see if the universe caved in on itself when he scored. As for the Man United game, there's no way we're going to score given the striking options we have so it'll be best to pack the midfield and try and cling on. How fucking depressing is that, man?

So, what is it with charvers hating the police?

I think I can see King Kong on top of that trophy.

currently looking around the Sports Direct sweat shops for bargains Should get our midfielders from there. I hear they can thread the eye of a needle.

I remember saying at the start of 08-09 season that we'd see genuine rebuilding and progress under Keegan.

His mates have got a point like

Wherever you go, you always take the weather with you

So, is he signing on loan or what?

which Google badly translates into from http://www.chronofoot.com/om/om-hatem-ben-...le_art5698.html I've got no idea if that's a credible source in France or what have you but it hints that he would prefer to come here but we may not have the cash to buy him next season which is what they'd want.

Was the season after when Carr came in IIRC.

The one where the sofa lasts through the divorce. The most maudlin way to sell a sofa ever. Why don't they just have someone sit down, say "ya fucka, this is comfy" and then 3 minutes of them singing along to the Go Compare advert? At least then you're reaching a target audience stupid enough to think the DFS sale ever ends.

It's in the shitey new Green Market bit. There's every chance she's moved on to Nik Naks by now though.

A technique he likes to call "The Chinese Freckle" Kevin, to my suprise also recently revealed to me that it wasn't a birth mark on his penis after all. They're teethmarks from his dad.

Oh yeah, I seen Inception tonight. Loved it. Really tense finale that just kept upping and upping the stakes with a good ending. Tom Hardy is good again and some of the fight scenes reminded me of seeing The Matrix for the first time in how they were doing stuff I'd never really seen before. Well recommended.

A technique he likes to call "The Chinese Freckle"