Ayatollah Hermione

What's this about the little scrubber adding people on Facebook but not me? The special sauce swallowing shithouse.

Have a wank in the toilet as it's landing. Your ears won't be the only thing to pop.

He seems like he's loving his football here at the minute as well tbf. I'd be surprised if he wanted to move.

I think we'll give them a canny game but their quality will win out in the end. Nothing to get too upset about, it's important we bounce back with Blackburn.

If an old man pisses himself all over my shoes, I'm perfectly entitled to call him a pissy-knickered old twat.

I'd simply buy a copy of this... Do you really want to have your own mother trying to give you one though?

It's been replaced with Pieorgi's or something along those lines. Cheers for the suggestions, lads. I might check out Baps, as I always have done. what a typo. It's this place: http://www.facebook.com/pierogiplace

It's been replaced with Pieorgi's or something along those lines. Cheers for the suggestions, lads. I might check out Baps, as I always have done.

Where's good to go on your dinner? Went to Baguette Express yesterday and got a BBQ chicken panini which was alright for £2.25 but I'm still looking for a good place to get some scran when every other meff is in Greggs.

I'm a grumpy young twat, thank you very much.

But is he better than Leon Best?

More edge than a broken pisspot.

He's got a Planet of the Apes head though. Looks a bit like a lumpy potato in some lights.

Aye, I'll hold my hands up and admit I was probably one of those on here who slagged him off since his first 6 months were dreadful. But now, he's an essential piece of the team, on and off the pitch.

Bale is fucking ridiculous. He could go up against any right-back in the world right now and have them shitting themselves.

Wheel him out in time for January and have him knock a couple past them again.

I see toughguymick has taken to writing articles now. http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/opinion/co...icle618459.html

Need less of that tacky shit, the beating should be enough.

How I'll miss his wit and amazing post-match analysis.

Are we honestly judging someone on how they've done managing the Faroe Islands? Even if he's done well there, it's like dropping a telly down the stairs but not smashing the screen.

FYP FYP FYP MvB is still in his peak.

I think we cheered their goal louder than they did.

aw diddums.

brilliant "The Sunderland fans were great, they didn't even bother coming back out to watch their team in the second half"