Ayatollah Hermione

And then we have Ryan Taylor to deliver them

I think Hughton is hoping Nolan will get a few again or that the midfield will be able to chip in. I doubt he's sitting there thrilled with the prospects up front but who's going to take some of the shite off our hands?

I laugh whenever Sky advertise THE GRAND RETURN of Monday Night Football like anyone missed watching a shite game of football on a Monday night.

Very happy with that. Hope this doesn't make Ashley think he can do fuck all for the rest of the window though.

hopefully that's the case. As we really need another winger in the squad. Jonas and Wayne will not be fit all season. Well, we've got Ryan Taylor and Xisco!

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,12876_5872290,00.html That was the story in January where we put in a "derisory" offer in for Perch. Now, considering we signed him for £1.5 million, how little did we offer in January?!

The ending is great. More holes in it than our back four but very good regardless.

Aye, it's not the best like

The Untouchables is on tonight. The time is 9, the place is Film4 and Connery brings the whole shebang.

Gateshead. Getting mullered in pre-season like.

From The Guardian

The Japanese exhibition is still on. I love the John Martin paintings they have there.

Calling any team with United in their name just "United" is very Soccer AM.

A NICE HAT is an incredible username, you dirty triffid.

What is it you see in Smith? He's a total clogger.

Journo from The Northern Echo wrote on Twitter: "Hughton skirted around the Ben Arfa situation after the game, but it's sounding much more likely that a loan deal will happen"

The kid you had down the right (couldn't hear the commentary) looks a good little player. Think it was the right anyway. Blame a shite stream.

Thought we passed and kept the ball well but the lack of end product will knacker us. James Perch looks every bit the Championship level full-back he is as well.

The Laing is also alright if your lass is into art. As for getting to the Metro Centre, the X66 bus from Gateshead Interchange takes you straight there if you're that way.

Got it eventually

Who Framed Roger Rabbit, is it not?

You said you were a stand-up?

Walter Gibbons Essential and Unreleased Remixes - 1976-1986 I love me some disco.

So, the fact that As for the "personal" side of those things, Fisher's "safe" contains, literally, the most personal thing in the world to him. So, in essence, either you were hating it before you'd even seen it or you were watching it in some kind of LSD-enhanced stupor.

The Garage is alright, aye. Wasn't dirt cheap when I was in though but there might be a new night on or what have you.