Ayatollah Hermione

I'd take Keane like. We're in desperate need of better strikers.

Does the Metro have a higher standard of reader letters than the Chronicle? It doesn't have a Reader's Poem or Vent Your Spleen section, so no Christ, the poems. I remember reading one called "Sunny Day" and it was lines upon lines of things this bloke would do in a sunny day and the last line was something like "I'd do all of these but it's raining Typical British weather" They want dumped in a bin.

Does the Metro have a higher standard of reader letters than the Chronicle?

Thought Ranger won some aerial challenges very well though if you're being critical, he should have tested the keeper better with his headed chance. Lua Lua will be a decent impact sub in a season.

Newest one is AOTY for me at the minute.

We need another right-back with those names. One decent game doesn't make Perch a good right-back; I think he's going to struggle against good wingers.

He'd rap the shit out of you anyway. And I'd write the shit out of him.

Think he can play in front of the back four as well.

Rumours kicking about that we've entered into prospective talks to sign Marc Wilson from Portsmouth. All twitter rumours but the bloke who's said it was ahead of the game on Tiote so could be something in it.

Tavernier looked a decent hand when I seen him in pre-season so it'll be good to get a glimpse of him for a full match.

Lyrical genius, man

Then it's like for like tbh

When's he out until?

West Ham probably would.

Steven Taylor valued himself at £60,000 a week. Greedy, thick bastard.

Moyes has been kicking about our games recently. Everton bound?

I prefer Stevie's analysis of it. I bet he's not been assured a first team role when everyone's fit.

Think Sir Duke might be my favourite like. Songs in the Key of Life is one of the only "double albums" that doesn't feel bloated.

That is Motown Just pointing in a certain direction for him

Everyone on the planet likes Superstition by Stevie Wonder.

There was a teacher at our school who didn't even know the name of the school. Funnily enough, I can't remember her name.

They're nowt different to the one you're taking as certain.

Thought we'd got him back for a second.

I can't imagine that carrying much weight like.