Ayatollah Hermione

Did you see her at the Cluny?

Class episode. Mark walking down the street nonchalantly eating a KFC bucket to himself to horrified stares was hilarious. "TerriBRILL!"

1. Kanye West 2. Everyone else. Though in seriousness, if you've not listened to Brothers by The Black Keys, The Age of Adz by Sufjan Stevens and I Speak Because I Can by Laura Marling, you should do so, they're great albums. I'm blanking on other ones but I'm sure there's more.

Got Terminator 2 Blu-Ray for a fiver in this Amazon sale. Canny shite otherwise, even for Christmas presents and what have you.

Whoever pulled me out of her would be King of England.

Great, that makes my life into a bit of a bastard. I might just stay in bed tbh.

The top one There's something to be said for a plain looking girl with a massive rack. "Look at the size of those" usually.

Alonso and Ramos got themselves sent off. The miss the last game but their slate is wiped clean for the knock of stages. fucking hell, Mourinho's not daft like.

What was the craic with Real like?

Aye, I thought it was class as well. That turn onto his left foot done all 3 of them.

The new Harry Potter. It's 2 hours of an introduction basically. The 3 kids are marginally better actors now but that's invalidated by a sheer lack of Alan Rickman.

I'm in tears, here.

Got to drum this bastard tomorrow

Class. Those last three points are particularly inspiring.

See all these books Allardyce has supposedly read on psychology. Surely coming out and saying he thinks his main striker at the minute is a cunt of a bloke isn't going to work His stance on everything is basically "Sam Allardyce is faultless" The jowly cunt.

I love how everyone is automatically much better looking.

Because of rising wages, owners will simply replace players with robots.

He honestly is the Daily Mirror come to life

Wahey, here's the mong parade.

I'd say we were due a good kicking like. As in, you could see it coming.

Not saying I want him out or anything... but he's clearly got some major flaws as a manager. When things don't go our way we have no back-up plans. Far too one dimensional. Major flaws inherent in not being allowed to spend any money tbh.

Oh joy, here's this spastic. What worries me is that we don't appear to have a goal in us, whereas Bolton look like they could get another one. Davies is winning everything in our box.

Shite doesn't even begin to cover it tbh. Kevin's got more ideas than us.

Speaking of which, I've got this poster on my wall. http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3213/303871...pg?v=1226966487