Ayatollah Hermione

Could have played until next Saturday and not scored tbh. Horseshit delivery all day.

Did anyone catch when Scholes sliced an easy shot, Andy Gray still didn't criticise him and went with "Well, look at that, 75 minutes in and he's still bombing forward"? What a twat

Happy birthday pal.

Carroll's drawn his on in mascara, I think.

Ryan Taylor looks like the shittest Shang Tsung halloween outfit I've ever seen.

Harry Redknapp preparing his brown envelopes as we speak.

Latitude for me, I reckon. Isle of Wight was class btw. Debbie Harry would probably still get it.

Blonde lasses face is as rough as toast tbh

At least it wasn't Biffy Clyro. Every cloud.

All went a bit Shameless but still good IMO.

Kev, once you actually have sex, you'll be a much nicer lad to be around, I imagine.

I see Gok Wan's house was broken into the other week and they raided his kitchen. Gok Wan's Wok's Gon.

Parker was doomed when he barked something back at the fans that one time. I thought he was a good player though.

Kate Bush's discography. Every bit of it is class and you can hear her influence on the likes of Joanna Newsom and St. Vincent. Essential listening IYAM.

Whip this cracking little dish up at your dinner parties and your guests will be begging for the Pictionary to come out!

Roma?

Sweatheart?

Scroll back to page 18 where I've wrote out a very good curry recipe. You can make it as mild or as hot as you choose to make it. I personally don't bother with the spinach but hoy extra chillies in. Im geet hard though. Nice one, cheers I'm a bit of a pansy when it comes to hot food (well, me arse is, to be precise) so I'll keep it mild. I've started to like spinach a bit more recently so I'll take the coward's way out.

Reading through this thread, I noticed Leazes apparently makes some top notch curries and since I'm fancying making one, does anyone have the recipes handy? A mild one would be lovely.

Aye, it's funny because you can't get moved for Italians in Newcastle so I find it a bit strange. Is there anywhere you'd recommend? Me and wor lass love a nice Italian (fnar) and are looking for somewhere new.

2 litre bottle of water to rehydrate my body.

What a load of fucking shit.

I fully support this bunch of wankers getting dragged through the mud tbh.

The subject of arse-spraying mayhem turns us all into poets.

Then you didn't spell it correctly. y'see there's no "b" in economics. sometimes, my comedy is a bit of a high wire act Oh. Just send me a pm. just click this link Clicky or here Speculating. My best guess is videos of The Fish making ecstatic poses in his briefs with T.Rex in the background. Whatever happened to the teenage dream indeed.