Ayatollah Hermione

It'll be about 2-3 nowt after an iffy 25 minutes where they come at us.

Better one of ShearerGollum.

Thought he was outstanding today tbh. An absolute breakout performance. His touch, his strength, his ability in the air, the lethalness in front of goal, the workrate, his passing, his movement. All of it was talismanic. He's not going to do it against everyone but against the teams around us, he's going to be fantastic.

I expect us to be shite against Wolves and Blackpool now as well since it's the Newcastle way. Carroll was unplayable today though. He looked twice the player today than he did in the Championship oddly.

Thick as whale spunk, man.

aye pick when i can't go to lash the bollocks off someone.

I honestly don't care who goes down tbh. If it doesn't concern us, then I'm not really arsed.

They mention he was on £52,000 a week at Marseille. Surely, we wouldn't even pay that in our current frugal policy?

This sort of shite won't stand the test of time anyway so we only have to endure it once a year and we're fine. Unlike Sex on Fire which you'll hear until you die. Enjoy that thought.

Williamson and Routledge were good signings IMO.

I don't want to play Chelsea.

He's right. Put Sam Cooke up against any white soul singer and it's like Spain playing the Faroe Islands. You might like Sharon Jones btw, Leazes.

Rap is far more innovative than rock music these days tbh. Brainwashed. I'm talking the good stuff like, not shite like Eminem. Straight up rock music is so depressingly shit especially when they try to sing with a bit of emotion. Coldplay have a lot to answer for.

Rap is far more innovative than rock music these days tbh.

Bollocks. The 2000s was easily as consistent as the 60s and 70s.

Sufjan Stevens - All Delighted People EP About as lovely as you'd expect. The first track is absolutely class.

From Caulkin.

Some are good for some subjects, shite for others. I went to Teesside for History and that had a growing reputation as a good university of History but it was fairly shite for everything else by all accounts. The main building looked like a block of flats in Bensham.

If anyone steals your food, piss in their drawers.

Basically my first year as well. I didn't hand in 4 bits of work and still passed.

Kevin, spend your loan on strippers and alcohol.

I did general studies as an AS, passed it then dropped it into A-Level. I think I done it because another option was blocked. It's basically a crash course into everything that happens in the world with no real depth.

Is he hiding a football up his top?

I'd avoid the Bigg Market, full of the scummier lot of Newcastle. Most places are fine with fancy dress as well so you'll be fine. As for places to go, there's plenty so it depends what you're after.