Ayatollah Hermione

Back to the Future would be in there. Not sure why I love it so much, it's obviously a good film but there's something about the whole premise that makes me love it to bits. The third one is canny as well but the second one is a bit shite. Taxi Driver is up there as well. De Niro is unbelieveable in it, the scene at the presidential rally is one of my favourite scenes of any movie and the end sequence with the gunfight in the brothel is immense from the little conversation between him and Harvey Keitel to the ending. Love it.

I take it you're the one with long hair?! Aye and I would like to take a moment to tell everyone that it's not Bill Bailey long hair either. Locks that the short back and sides brigade could only dream of having

Twitter isn't capable of the impossible. I used twitter to get little snippets of info before anyone else, you add media people who release things before they're published. I chat to that Sky bloke Pete Graves a bit, toon fan seems canny, Rio Ferdinand too but yuou cant have a conversation because you only get 140 characters. People like me and Gemmill are always good for a bit of ITK too. I get the famous bit. The bit I don't get is why would you follow Tom on twitter when you already converse with him on here. Because I fancy him, what of it?

Class signing, genuinely chuffed with it. But, where does he play? On the left? Behind Carroll? Really, a player this good is one you build things around but it's interesting to wonder where he'll fit in with how we play.

I think it'll be a harder game than the last one but we've got a stronger midfield than them so we'll win that battle. If it's Shola and Best up front, you've got to wonder how Best is going to do. Despite him being here for almost a year, I know next to nowt about how he actually plays. Nee point in complaining in advance though, you never know, he might pop up with the winner like Harewood did a couple of times last season.

My cousin is currently attempting to speak to Jose in Spanish

There's another one of that dog with something like "0000 no goals nile"

I love his obsession with FIFA as well He seems like an absolutely top bloke.

"Nile with brother" Nile Ranger must get some stick.

I'm in tears here.

Who's is that doodle?

Jose is in the process of telling us all to add him on Facebook but his profile has no way to add him

Got a link to a guide or anything for playing the downloaded games, Ant?

I don't think he was being serious like

We were in a pub the other week and some blokes were sparking up in the toilets For us, if we stay local (in Gateshead, boo hiss), we get in The Victoria on the Fell. Our mate used to work there so we'd get in seeing him and now we know the regulars and what have you and it's good crack.

Been looking for something like this for ages, it's far too expensive having the PS3 and the 360 and trying to keep up with the new releases.

Cheers for spending your day off doing this btw, it'll be a lifesaver

You're going to have to walk me through this one, Besty. I do what with what?

There's nee way I want to see Enrique pushed out of the team for Wayne fucking Bridge and there's no way he'll come to warm the bench.

Lucky you. My brain is sadly going in to work mode thinking about what I've got on tomorrow The only good thing about the end of the holidays is getting back in to a routine cos I've got so much fat to lose. I reckon I've had a drink or ate a take away in 16 of the last 20 days (including the neet). My weights only went up about 8lbs but I don't feel healthy and I look like a fat bastard again. I feel mentally happy lots of good things going on, but physically dodgy and I'm not one of these body is my temple nobheads, but mid/late November I was as fit as I've been for about 8 years. Hardly any fat on me at all. So aye pleased to get back in to routine, gym every day I can, one drink a week, not even drinking at the match on Wednesday, the parties over - hello 2011. Pretty much in the same boat as you with the drink; I noticed on the photos from NY that I've put a bit weight on so I'm going to work my bollocks getting it off. Could have had a pizza tonight but turned it down which is a bit like Keith Richards turning down a speedball so I'm making fairly good progress.

Got hit in the heed with a pie when that first one went in. How many goals in that short period came from a Geremi cross to Owen? Seems like it was every game.