Ayatollah Hermione

He'd rap the shit out of you anyway. And I'd write the shit out of him.

Think he can play in front of the back four as well.

Rumours kicking about that we've entered into prospective talks to sign Marc Wilson from Portsmouth. All twitter rumours but the bloke who's said it was ahead of the game on Tiote so could be something in it.

Tavernier looked a decent hand when I seen him in pre-season so it'll be good to get a glimpse of him for a full match.

Lyrical genius, man

Then it's like for like tbh

When's he out until?

West Ham probably would.

Steven Taylor valued himself at £60,000 a week. Greedy, thick bastard.

Moyes has been kicking about our games recently. Everton bound?

I prefer Stevie's analysis of it. I bet he's not been assured a first team role when everyone's fit.

Think Sir Duke might be my favourite like. Songs in the Key of Life is one of the only "double albums" that doesn't feel bloated.

That is Motown Just pointing in a certain direction for him

Everyone on the planet likes Superstition by Stevie Wonder.

There was a teacher at our school who didn't even know the name of the school. Funnily enough, I can't remember her name.

They're nowt different to the one you're taking as certain.

Thought we'd got him back for a second.

I can't imagine that carrying much weight like.

Will ne good for him if he got some Europa League experience in the knock-out stages.

Links? That work.

I'm begining to worry about some of my taste in films recently because I enjoyed this but quite a few people who's opinion I respect think it's gash. It was ok, nothing memorable but if it was a choice between it and the latest Will Farrell piece of mindless shite, Kevin Smith wins every time. The other thing people often forget was they saw Clerks 15 years ago and could associate with it (or at least hope to be the stiff in the bathroom), you look at Zack in his mid 30s and think how the fuck could anyone be so clueless and who in the right mind would want to fuck granny pants? Like Tarrentino, Smith is merely making the same movie over and over. I don't think "people" forget that....I think Kevin Smith does. You can't blame the viewer for Kevin Smith's fixation on useless nerd's getting the girl of their dreams or the stagnation that come's with it. Definite case of author insertion with Zack & Miri IMO.

Must not have sent the work permit application off with a first class stamp.

Now that he's good, I can finally tell people I went to school with him. EDIT: Well, year above me but it counts.

Was that him that had the avatar of Joe Kinnear in a hospital bed?

That Mascherano money is going to have to be spent wisely anarl.