Ayatollah Hermione

Probably spotted Alex in the bushes.

For some reason he's really really loaded,worth about £50m. Did he sign players who had Willie McKay as their agent at Newcastle? We had a fair few, and the Barry Ferguson debacle was suspicious. Not surprised Keith is bankrupt, as there was a gag about him using a bookies' pen to sign for Blackburn on Fantasy Football League. Colin Hendry is also bankrupt, which is a shame as he was my favourite player along with our Alan. Boumsong was a McKay special. Brown envelopes a plenty with that one as well.

The Fish?

you what? EDIT: What a perfect avatar I have for that quote btw.

Everyone's favourite Spanish MILF

Thought the last episode was very good but Combo's arc was pretty rushed tbh. Maybe if they'd spent less time on pointless house party scenes and Gary dressing up like Clark Gable, it would have had more time to be fleshed out.

I was in City Takeaway with him once and everyone was singing Michael Jackson. Should set up a "Dutty Watch" on this board IYAM.

Not sure why I said him tbh. I remember most of the players we signed a few seasons ago who were coming with big potential have turned out to be largely useless. Ranger aside, I suppose. What's Kadar up to btw? Still injured?

Shit Horse - They Shit Horses, Don't They? is basically some gravelly voiced old black bloke belting out garage rock with some upstart white kids and it's fantastic and of similar lines.

wtf is that? it's like a communist music video from 1952.

Ooh, nice shout. Come Together from Screamadelica is the best song ever to be named 'Come Together'

Nowt. Pull your weight, lads. Saying that, I read the Bizarre thread and that's changed my life for the better.

He isn't actually. Is he not? My bad in that case. He does look a bit like one though. Was he at their academy? Aye, he was. He's from Stoke way I think though. In fact, I think we signed him from Liverpool (he was only at Bolton on loan iirc). Got him from Liverpool, aye. I remember a Liverpool supporting mate of mine telling me that he was touted as a big thing when he was coming through. Something's went wrong along the way if that's the case.

He'll probably be another Baheng/Danquah/Tozer, let's be honest.

You could be a double act with Kophead, Kevin.

Sufjan Stevens: The Age of Adz He's not fucking around indeed. Top class. Especially the 25 minute closer where he gives you a whirlwind tour of every contemporary genre and pulls them all off. It's great how the album is just full of 5-8 minute songs and then the longest song on the album is full of 3 minute chunks. Double LP next month should be more wonderful.

Madeleine McCann. Pass it on. Sam Allardyce could steal twice as many kids, if only he was given the chance.

The cap irks me like. It wasn't even sunny on Sunday and he still had it on. Had it on during press conferences as well. What's he hiding?

This kid is definitely the type of person who enjoys Benidorm. The place and the show.

I'm Not There Casey Affleck follows Joaquin Phoenix around as he orders prostitutes, does cocaine and acts like a total heed the baal. 100% recommended.

I love his Facebook profile picture. It's like he's quickly got one of his mates to snap the photo in DFS.

With regards to Hughton; it's the nature of having a manager with little experience that mistakes will be made. When he's made them in the past, he's seemed to learn from them. He needs to learn how to make decent subs like but with the shite on offer on the bench, I can see why he struggles for new ideas with them.

This. Can see a draw on the cards though. Ben Arfa will get clattered about all day.

He's probably broke a smile.