Ayatollah Hermione

Get in, you straggly haired stallion.

Who's on the bench?

Lucky there.

Got to take your chances. Had two good ones (by the radio's opinion ) and got punished. Our own fault.

radio link? I've just got it on the wireless. Think it's Radio Newcastle if it works online.

Mine is lagging up a storm. Gave up tbh. I'll have to rely on radio. Joy.

Pass me a link on please, Nyff.

Right, is there a stream out there that isn't being operated by monkeys?

I'm getting fucking Spurs' game under Wolves vs Newcastle

Send me a PM, pal.

Excellent stuff. Get a striker in and some cover at LB and it's not been that bad a window at all. Odd how two signings in the midfield suddenly offer up a lot more options.

Split it with ya?..... Go on Not my hat, it's far too nice.

I hope he gets a testimonial. Imagine the crowd, man. 8,547 packed into St. James

They're all out now that we've beat someone I can't see many goals in it so I'm going for 1-0 either way or a 0-0/1-1.

Pass a hat round.

Who is the mystery man?

With a slogan like "If you're happy and you know it, show your tits" on

Did he play for the Mackems at one point? That's in my head for some reason. EDIT: Wiki says aye, thought as much. Bit of a journeyman like but the shite players always are.

I'd take Keane like. We're in desperate need of better strikers.

Does the Metro have a higher standard of reader letters than the Chronicle? It doesn't have a Reader's Poem or Vent Your Spleen section, so no Christ, the poems. I remember reading one called "Sunny Day" and it was lines upon lines of things this bloke would do in a sunny day and the last line was something like "I'd do all of these but it's raining Typical British weather" They want dumped in a bin.

Does the Metro have a higher standard of reader letters than the Chronicle?

Thought Ranger won some aerial challenges very well though if you're being critical, he should have tested the keeper better with his headed chance. Lua Lua will be a decent impact sub in a season.

Newest one is AOTY for me at the minute.

We need another right-back with those names. One decent game doesn't make Perch a good right-back; I think he's going to struggle against good wingers.