Ayatollah Hermione

fucking hell

So he's Jay from the Inbetweeners? See in the other thread you insuated you're a footballer. I've got this thing I do to people I am close to. If I speak to them on the phone, I tell them what they're looking at, or ask them to think of a colour and I get it nine times out of ten. When you post I always see Peter Ramage's face. Not even close but cheers anyway

So he's Jay from the Inbetweeners?

Why do you throb at the gash over me so much? The presence of a total cock.

No need for thumbing in, he probably didn't even touch the sides.

Kevin could send us a picture of a bang tidy lass and we'd never know though. We need more concrete evidence.

I recommend it as well. It might be a bit too accessible for Parky though.

Kevin deleting the OP, I see. She must have been a right ten pinter.

The B. stands for "Benoit B. Mandelbrot".

Wouldn't mind backing a nail into James Corden's fat fucking earhole.

Hi lads.

And you felt the need to come on to an internet forum, a place where you are regularly pilloried due to several facets of your character, to brag. This is a shocking indictment as to the state of your psyche. Desperate for validation but without the talent to gain it through an artistic outlet and blatantly not getting the attention from your parents. Is this why you work for McD's in a vain attempt to put yourself in a position where you can feel superior to someone at last? Ouch

I love the word "Romp". Sounds like a Benny Hill flick whenever someone uses it.

You were shit.

Now that Alex has pointed out that this kid talks like a human version of a red top newspaper, I can't unsee it.

People thinking N-Dubz are good does not make them good. It makes the people thinking that retarded.

Who was it that said LM uses smilies like Del Boy uses French again?

I still don't understand the actual name. Is it Sports Direct @ St. James Park because you can now pay to see tacky shit advertising at St. James?

My parents are paying for those. At 6 grand a pop, I can see that changing. I wouldn't pay £18,000+ for you to do anything.

Enjoy the ridiculous tuition fees as well, Kev.

Here man, settle down, you tedious bellwhiff.

How shit are Newcastle btw? the passing is shambolic.

R.I.P. Ant

Not sure why they're making this much fuss when it's probably just Bart Simpson's radio microphone down there.

This is literally the ramblings of a psychopath.