Ayatollah Hermione

Hughton definitely picked up some tips from Keegan like.

From where I was standing, it looked like their centre half was about to out-pace him so he decided a KARATE KICK would give him the nod. Hero.

Best day I've had watching us in some time. Fucking quality all around. If anyone sees Nolan about, buy him a pint off me. I'm good for it. If we're playing a team that defends like shit, we don't fucking mess about like.

Basically been drinking since 6 on Friday. I'm just up with a sausage sarnie between me and the toon then I've got a gig tonight. Going to be a busy Sunday, I know that much.

Biggest social evil? Video Game Addiction - Worse Than Murder. He could have picked a better game to be addicted to as well.

You're a bit of a knobhead, aren't you? Stop posting like a Right Wing Fox News Presenter. EDIT: not you stevie, babes.

Off to see them on Saturday. How did The Walkmen sound? Pretty great support to pick.

You should write some for him.

The lass on the left in their blue away kit is giving it this

and then me and my bestest friend went to the park and we played football and Sammy Brown fell in the lake and when he came up he was wet and we got chased by the parky but we were too fast for him and then I had beans for tea and my mam let me stay up to watch the football. The whole site is hilarious, one of them makes up a story about some toon fan(s) they know doing or saying something stupid/arrogant and the rest of them go into a wanking frenzy about how stupid/deluded we are. Its always entertaining and its nice to know that whatever their club does, we matter more to them and they just can't stop thinking about us, talking about us and writing bollocks on message boards about us. "a mag at work" = guaranteed stamp of shite.

"Tim Hat" is probably a typo but fucking hell

And the Pulitzer goes to Rohan Ricketts.

Rename the thread to "Poontastic"

At least the refs on FIFA never get piss easy offside decisions wrong.

Can't wait. I've never laughed as hard in the cinema as I did with number 2.

Aye, I've been told off a few people that it's when you're thinking things over in your head and it's a vicious cycle to get out of until everything sorts itself out. Still a right bastard though. Have you ever thought of being a therapist btw?

Shaka's doing punditry over there as well, isn't he?

Going through this atm. Fucking sick. Drink knocked me out last night but I was up at 7 but it's better than nowt. The sales of Relentless are through the roof at the corner shop because of me. Has anyone ever had that on an empty stomach btw? It's like a bad trip, was sitting on the metro thinking I was going to have a seizure since I could feel me whole body going mental.

Does Bernard still have that crepe shop? or own it or whatever it is. Does he still smell?

Bless him though. He obviously knows that he's out of his depth and not ready for this level. I mean, I know when I've been shite playing five-a-side, never mind in the Premier League. Like Stevie says, there's nothing in him where you think he could one day develop into a decent RB. When Carroll first came through, you at least seen that he had all the attributes to be a good striker whereas Perch doesn't have that about him. Mental signing really.

Gazza, man Shouldn't really be shocked anymore but it's still a depressing state he's in.

The statement about promoting from within has me thinking it'll be Pedro or Steve Stone.

If they want to save 16%, the BBC should not broadcast anything between 1am and 5am.

Official reason is it saves a massive 16% but it leaves the BBC to do the dirty work of cutting.