Ayatollah Hermione

You'll not get much for owt with sequels or anything that's recently been in a sale wherever you're trading in.

Pretty embarrassing???? It's one of the most embarrassing things I've ever seen in life, and honestly there's only them in world football who would do it. The most cringeworthy entity in world sport bar none. I think it's difficult to argue with that. I'd have said that but you can put it so much better.

That video is pretty embarrassing though.

Nice to see them actively going against it IMO. Just as long as we don't get Ashley calling the ref a knobhead in an interview or anything.

The city centre is basically just Gateshead high street but twice as big.

You could put a beat to that.

Not nearly as much of a twat, surely?

Perch gets a lot of stick, but today his positional issues were a direct result of us playing a very high line. So I can't really fault him. Well, you can.

Shola did perfectly fine, as did Nolan and Ben Arfa barely had time to impact the game. Had he done, I dare say he'd have had more impact than Routledge. Those tactics would have got us a result out of that game so Kevin, you're talking total shit. Again.

The most expensive rugby team ever assembled tbh.

Shut up, Kevin.

Sadly I suspect the ref wouldn't give a shit. If he looks at those replays and doesn't realise how worthless he is, then I'm at a loss for words.

If I was Hughton, I'd be having serious words to that ref about how fucking incompetent he is.

NO chance, both the bones in his legs have snapped. Easter at best. Keegan and Butt both think it was a fair tackle. Sorry, but that's just bollocks. It was massively cynical, I bet Mancini told De Jong to take BArfa out. Too rights. There's trying to unsettle a player and kicking the shit of him. That tackle falls well into the second category.

Shaka Hislop on Twitter just called De Jong a upper class version of Karl Henry.

Fuck it, lads. Just go home.

People calling for Taylor to start since he's scored a couple of free kicks is mental. People can be pretty forgetful. Not that I'm saying Perch is good but I'd bet he's a better defender than Ryan Taylor who, for a "set-piece specialist" usually smashes most of his set pieces into the wall or over the bar.

Probably spotted Alex in the bushes.

For some reason he's really really loaded,worth about £50m. Did he sign players who had Willie McKay as their agent at Newcastle? We had a fair few, and the Barry Ferguson debacle was suspicious. Not surprised Keith is bankrupt, as there was a gag about him using a bookies' pen to sign for Blackburn on Fantasy Football League. Colin Hendry is also bankrupt, which is a shame as he was my favourite player along with our Alan. Boumsong was a McKay special. Brown envelopes a plenty with that one as well.

The Fish?

you what? EDIT: What a perfect avatar I have for that quote btw.

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Thought the last episode was very good but Combo's arc was pretty rushed tbh. Maybe if they'd spent less time on pointless house party scenes and Gary dressing up like Clark Gable, it would have had more time to be fleshed out.

I was in City Takeaway with him once and everyone was singing Michael Jackson. Should set up a "Dutty Watch" on this board IYAM.