Ayatollah Hermione

Hi lads.

And you felt the need to come on to an internet forum, a place where you are regularly pilloried due to several facets of your character, to brag. This is a shocking indictment as to the state of your psyche. Desperate for validation but without the talent to gain it through an artistic outlet and blatantly not getting the attention from your parents. Is this why you work for McD's in a vain attempt to put yourself in a position where you can feel superior to someone at last? Ouch

I love the word "Romp". Sounds like a Benny Hill flick whenever someone uses it.

You were shit.

Now that Alex has pointed out that this kid talks like a human version of a red top newspaper, I can't unsee it.

People thinking N-Dubz are good does not make them good. It makes the people thinking that retarded.

Who was it that said LM uses smilies like Del Boy uses French again?

I still don't understand the actual name. Is it Sports Direct @ St. James Park because you can now pay to see tacky shit advertising at St. James?

My parents are paying for those. At 6 grand a pop, I can see that changing. I wouldn't pay £18,000+ for you to do anything.

Enjoy the ridiculous tuition fees as well, Kev.

Here man, settle down, you tedious bellwhiff.

How shit are Newcastle btw? the passing is shambolic.

R.I.P. Ant

Not sure why they're making this much fuss when it's probably just Bart Simpson's radio microphone down there.

This is literally the ramblings of a psychopath.

Honestly struggling to think of these brilliant Scouse comedians.

Aye aye, your reputation precedes you Seriously though, congrats

What a monumentally shit 90 minutes that was.

Head down toward Digital and you can't miss it. It's on the left hand side and there should be bouncers and what have you outside it.

Speaking of Mad Men:

Thank god we have the Tunisians opinion on the matter

Has anyone seen Exit Through the Gift Shop yet? If so, what's it like? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exit_Through_the_Gift_Shop

Come on Pacino, we give you this forum to post on and this is how you repay us?

Could say Souness was a proper player.