Ayatollah Hermione

Jose is in the process of telling us all to add him on Facebook but his profile has no way to add him

Got a link to a guide or anything for playing the downloaded games, Ant?

I don't think he was being serious like

We were in a pub the other week and some blokes were sparking up in the toilets For us, if we stay local (in Gateshead, boo hiss), we get in The Victoria on the Fell. Our mate used to work there so we'd get in seeing him and now we know the regulars and what have you and it's good crack.

Been looking for something like this for ages, it's far too expensive having the PS3 and the 360 and trying to keep up with the new releases.

Cheers for spending your day off doing this btw, it'll be a lifesaver

You're going to have to walk me through this one, Besty. I do what with what?

There's nee way I want to see Enrique pushed out of the team for Wayne fucking Bridge and there's no way he'll come to warm the bench.

Lucky you. My brain is sadly going in to work mode thinking about what I've got on tomorrow The only good thing about the end of the holidays is getting back in to a routine cos I've got so much fat to lose. I reckon I've had a drink or ate a take away in 16 of the last 20 days (including the neet). My weights only went up about 8lbs but I don't feel healthy and I look like a fat bastard again. I feel mentally happy lots of good things going on, but physically dodgy and I'm not one of these body is my temple nobheads, but mid/late November I was as fit as I've been for about 8 years. Hardly any fat on me at all. So aye pleased to get back in to routine, gym every day I can, one drink a week, not even drinking at the match on Wednesday, the parties over - hello 2011. Pretty much in the same boat as you with the drink; I noticed on the photos from NY that I've put a bit weight on so I'm going to work my bollocks getting it off. Could have had a pizza tonight but turned it down which is a bit like Keith Richards turning down a speedball so I'm making fairly good progress.

Got hit in the heed with a pie when that first one went in. How many goals in that short period came from a Geremi cross to Owen? Seems like it was every game.

Dont think there is anything in the Bridge story but could Enrique become a Centre half one day? Pace and strength in abundance, comfortable on the ball, a decent height. Questions on his aerial ability, marking at corners etc. Right physique? That love affair with Jonas out left will come to end, sooner or later. You'd have to assume that Jonas will be out of the first team when Ben Arfa is back. I'm quite looking forward to see how Enrique and Ben Arfa link up on the left. Think there'll be some nice little passing and touches on show.

Aye, JordanStiva is me. Currently posting some excellent claims to fame btw.

I've been drumming tonight so I assume the sheer raw power of it all is what done it.

Drinking lager through a straw. No wonder this country is going down the fucking SHITPAN.

Don't make me get that picture of you with that crown on, looking like king of the spastics

What a little cunt. Jordan like, says a lot about the parents iyam. Though I was named well before that big titted strumpet.

Eamonn. Nowt worse than whipping their drawers off and seeing something that looks like a split couch.

If it doesn't kill you, it might give you superpowers.

April Smith This is a 2010 album I've not heard til tonight but it's from April Smith and the Great Picture Show and it's a good recommendation if you like female songwriters and 60s tunes. There's obvious influences but mixes them all together well. Good little listen.

Quality post from someone who knows what they're on about. Funny that.

Oh dear, Kevin, you are literally the biggest embarrassment I've ever met so don't try and hop on the bandwagon.

Tbf, you said "What do you THINK we'll be putting out in March?" Do you actually think we'll be putting Lua Lua out? It'll be the same as now but with Ben Arfa floating about.

Here, I wish I'd said nowt now. Try and inject a bit of optimism into people and this is the thanks I get. Nee wonder Christmas Tree hates the lot of us

Keep trying, you'll have a funny post eventually. Just find it odd that you'd post a random kid's twitter with no idea of the veracity of his claims. I find it odd that you use this board for your shit Charlie Brooker impression but I don't complain.