Ayatollah Hermione

Need less of that tacky shit, the beating should be enough.

How I'll miss his wit and amazing post-match analysis.

Are we honestly judging someone on how they've done managing the Faroe Islands? Even if he's done well there, it's like dropping a telly down the stairs but not smashing the screen.

FYP FYP FYP MvB is still in his peak.

I think we cheered their goal louder than they did.

aw diddums.

brilliant "The Sunderland fans were great, they didn't even bother coming back out to watch their team in the second half"

http://www.andyblair.co.uk/nufc/NUFC-606-311010.mp3 And here's the best radio call of the day.

Surely there's a download of this kicking about by now?

Thought they closed us down quite well in the first 10 minutes or so but once Nolan made himself available for Tiote to find, they were basically feckless. Nothing summed it up more than Bramble's hopeful hoofs down the pitch for Bent and Welbeck to fruitlessly chase.

Got up this morning and realised I still had some pizza left over from last night and that made me ecstatic

Was concerned that Cattermole might be found in the morning stuffed into a wheelie bin in Pallion with snooker balls for eyes after that exchange. Jose got up like the terminator after that tackle. Legend.

The pass with the outside of his foot to the wing was class. All too often he's tried those passes and they've failed but recently, he's been getting them on point every time. In the form of his life.

Cant the black dude from black eyed peas help? Shut up you massive wankstain.

A team playing football like that isn't going down. The squad doesn't have much quality depth but it still has Ben Arfa to come back and Gosling to feature.

Hughton definitely picked up some tips from Keegan like.

From where I was standing, it looked like their centre half was about to out-pace him so he decided a KARATE KICK would give him the nod. Hero.

Best day I've had watching us in some time. Fucking quality all around. If anyone sees Nolan about, buy him a pint off me. I'm good for it. If we're playing a team that defends like shit, we don't fucking mess about like.

Basically been drinking since 6 on Friday. I'm just up with a sausage sarnie between me and the toon then I've got a gig tonight. Going to be a busy Sunday, I know that much.

Biggest social evil? Video Game Addiction - Worse Than Murder. He could have picked a better game to be addicted to as well.

You're a bit of a knobhead, aren't you? Stop posting like a Right Wing Fox News Presenter. EDIT: not you stevie, babes.

Off to see them on Saturday. How did The Walkmen sound? Pretty great support to pick.

You should write some for him.

The lass on the left in their blue away kit is giving it this