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Everything posted by Ayatollah Hermione
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I always take pint glasses home as well if I like the look of them when I'm half-cut. It's a wonder the pubs in toon have any left the way we're going through them. I used to collect football stickers as well and I remember one day, my dad coming in with an entire box of them because the place he worked was distributing them (or something along those lines) and I spent about 2 hours putting them all in. Had more doublers than the entire school put together by the end like.
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West Bromwich Albion Vs. Newcastle United
Ayatollah Hermione replied to loonyTOON's topic in Newcastle Forum
I'm not sure where these 4-nowt predictions are coming from. I'm going to say a score draw. -
Any games on telly today?
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Kim had become an expert at the "What Happens Next?" round on Question of Sport.
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I've recently been taking the piss at Baguette Express with their "Any amount of toppings - same price" deal and today got two types of chicken, mozarella cheese, ham and some salad with garlic mayo for £2.55. I might push it to 6 toppings next time. I'm allowed to eat like a fat twat because I had Special K for breakfast btw.
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Basically, you're a bit of a spastic tbh. Before you respond angrily, think what Chris Martin would do in the situation.
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Kim studies his last line of defense against Godzilla with shame.
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This week on "Kim's Fashion Fix", Kim will give YOU the secrets to accessorising your hats with North Korea's most fashionable coat.
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Kim showing the nation's media how his urine enriches the crops.
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Kim's indecisiveness was causing quite a commotion in the buffet line.
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8 eager hopefuls are considered by Kim (left) for the North Korean volleyball team.
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Kim personally oversaw the creation of Remonparty.org
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After Kim inspected the food in the Korean Little Chef, he quipped "If I was to eat anything from here, I'd not only be Il by name!" to laughter.
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"Sepp Blatter's private plane will be flying over here in a few hours, dear leader"
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When Kim finally found the hat he was looking for, he was buzzing (Busan)!
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You rub the lotion on the skin or else you get stoned again
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After recovering from his bout of blindness, Kim was disappointed to finally see the face of his partner of 6 months.
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All the Qatar sides are going to buy a bunch of 13 year old Brazilians so they can gain citizenship in time.
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Kim couldn't contain his disappointment as his order for "BB guns" was sadly misheard.
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Kim Jong-Il looking to get the perfect furniture for his desktatorship. (Sorry)
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Kim's meeting with North Korea's top politcal advisors achieved little.
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You don't have to be mad to work here but it helps to be crackers!
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Things go pear-shaped as Kim attempts to lead the World's Biggest Hokey Cokey dance.
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Things go awry for the blind Kim as he goes shopping for a new hat.