Ayatollah Hermione

I'm fucking foaming about this but it's so helpless at the same time and that's what's terrible about it. I suppose I'll just have to chant my lungs out on Saturday and lob a bottle of piss at the director's box

Fuck this club.

I've taken all I can takes and I can't takes no more!

WHY? I'm honestly in total fucking despair with this.

You want to lay off that optimism for a while. Wants to lay off the port and wine more like.

We're going to hear "end of the week" for another 6 month aren't we?

He'll try for Jol and O'Neill, they'll rightfully turn him down and we'll get some cunt desperate for a job instead.

I do like how some reason is "Well, I don't care if he beat Aston Villa 6-0, the Mackems 5-1, Chelsea 4-3 and away at Arsenal with no money and a threadbare squad. He got beat by 1 goal margins against Stoke and Blackburn" Give your head a knock, man. People won't realise how good a job Hughton was doing until we're sitting 18th in April again.

Number 7 certainly has a fishy design to it.

Dear me, nobody mentioned by the current regime. Except for the past 35 pages.

There should have even been a decision for Ashley to make other than "Does Hughton get a load more money or slightly less loads more money?" Nobody is saying that the results against Blackpool and Stoke weren't dodgy results though, are they? It's your first season back in the Premiership in a year where everyone is beating everyone and he's got results, just not against the teams you'd expect and we're sitting in mid-table approaching Christmas. Are you honestly trying to say, just because he's dropped a few points against "poorer" sides after everything he's accomplished in 14 months, he should be considered for the sack?

tbh. I know you were on about CT but I'm using that as an answer to everything regarding Ashley.

tbh.

You've got to laugh, haven't you? Their track record suggests that like.

I'm still at a loss for how Ashley was once a billionaire. How can one person continually make the wrong decisions with every facet of his assets?

Surely this is the thing that FINALLY makes the Ashley apologists see some sense?

The worst part of this is after having a drink, the exact same sinking feeling I had in 08/09 when Keegan went has returned

I hope wherever he ends up, he does a very good job that I honestly thought with time and money, he could have done here. Chris Hughton and NUFC were a match that could have given us some of the happiest and successful years of supporting the toon because he was well on his way. Cheers for getting us through the Championship and turning over everyone in our path. Cheers for 5-1, 6-0, 4-3, the 1-0 away to Arsenal, the home game against Forest, cheers for laying the foundations that we will, unfortunately, never see built upon. Cheers for making NUFC a club that I could be proud of again. It was far too short.

Mike Ashley is a despicable fat mess of a man. No man with any dignity, respect or true humility can work under him as you have to stoop to brown-nosing to keep the petulant prick happy.

Absolutely. Barton completely improves the midfield and Coloccini at the back means we're more composed going forward instead of the hoofs we got today.

Championship player tbh. Impressed last year because he had the extra seconds he needs on the ball to pick out a decent pass. I don't know what's happened to his set-pieces as they were generally consistent last season and that's not really something that should be affected.

Barton is such a massive miss. Routledge and Guthrie between them can't offer half of what he does.

I think they've all been out on the piss. Total shit.

West Brom are becoming something of Hughton's bogey team. Shola's been lethargic, everything's been a hopeless hoof. Nowt on the bench to change though.

I wonder what's the crack there. Man flu?