Ayatollah Hermione

I'll leave it to the Toontastic brain trust to figure it out.

I can't say I ever remember saying I was a footballer like. Though if it gets me points, I'll say I'm Tiote.

That Ranger pic, man. I'd love to go out on the lash with our lot.

On the squad photo he looks about two hands higher than a duck. Can you hear me back there in 1946?

Couldn't have said it better myself. I find it doubly hilarious that Fat Sam was arrogant enough to think he could calm Barton down but Hughton is the man that seems to have done it.

Got a link?

Who did he meg before whipping that class ball diagonally for Carroll?

Is that right? Indeed. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/t...ted/7259282.stm

Our new right-back.

Mate of a mate had a fiver on Carroll to score and us to win 1-0. He got £425 back off it.

Who has said any of those questions?

They do a bit, like Makes you look like the head boy.

I thought both centre-halves were impressive today actually. Williamson does the simple stuff very well and I can't remember him misplacing a pass from out of defence. Coloccini seems to have become a fully fledged Toon fan as well which is nice.

Did anyone notice how massive his legs are?

Quality. Wenger looked like the Human Centipede on the touchline. Carroll, Tiote and Coloccini were marvellous, the latter was having a field day at the back. Ranger put himself about well too. Top performance.

They're no Ned's Atomic Dustbin like.

I'll be massively surprised, personally, if he does show a desire to do anything more than just stay up. I agree. The height of their ambition is to make a profit imo. Cant agree Without cheerleading for Ashley, you dont get into football for profit. Also after all thats happened, would you still turn upto every game wearing the colours if you didnt want too. Lets not forget in the scheme of his empire NUFC is not the be all and end all. I think he'll be gone as soon as someone meets his price however until then I think he will try and improve the club, his way. (Not the way we are used to or would like). He wants to get out of it with one though, that's the problem.

The end of my shoes are hooked like the Iron Shiek's.

Too rights. My desire to have a pint with Nolan has doubled now.

In the end, did it really matter?

I've had busier Wednesdays tbh.

Does Carroll insist everyone refer to him by his surname?

Going to see Weller next month. Can't wait to see Primal Scream playing Screamadelica as well. Snap

Cancelled his gig at the Cluny