Ayatollah Hermione

Aye, you big fucking gayer.

The Rising Sun, eh? You got a season ticket for the place? Not anymore, just signed up for weight watchers today :-( Good luck. People hammer weight watchers but I suppose it's an assistance and when you do want to 'cheat' you'll feel guilty about so have WW's to help. Some'll disagree, but you should still have a 'cheat' day every week n a half/ 2 weeks where you eat what you'd like. This'll prevent you chewin' doon on marathons or bountys in your pits of despair.(which will happen). Al the best with it. Agree ish with the cheat things. Normally when we get back from our weekly family pub night, a kebab was picked up on route. Now we just made home made kebabs with chicken so they are quite healthy, but still canny tasty. Problem is when you are on your arse all day like me, the diet has to be preety much stuck too. My mate who is a sparky can put loads of shit away but just burns it all off at work. The good thing with weight watchers is that the fact someone is going to weigh you once a week to see if you've been cheating, helps when considering temptations. You can also get to ww or slimming world for 24 weeks foc just by popping to your gp and getting a card from them. Saves about £100 plus. To be fair my metabolism will be a lot better than yours because I'm a lot younger and the older you are the more it slows down. However, I just can't get my head round people paying Weightwatchers or some other weight loss program to get them on track. Losing weight is as easy as putting it on by way of a tiny bit of intelligence. Exercise every day, don't eat more than 2,000 calories and you will lose weight without throwing money down the toilet. Going to the gym actually makes you happy as well and I bet membership is cheaper than there option, so IF YOU ARE suffering from depression it releases endorphins in to your brain which make you feel happier. I will never understand people giving weightwatchers money. The thing about the gym as well, if I burn 800 calories in the gym it means if I want to have fat bastard food, or go out and get pissed I don't put any weight on, as long as I'm regular. Very Good. Kicking mid 30's though so you are getting to that age where all these curries will start to mount up. Your also single as well which gives you a lot of freedom for extra activities such as five a side and the gym. The bottom line is a healthy diet and its pretty much that simple. Weight watchers is like the diet equivalent of patches for packing in the fags. The weekly weigh gives you that bit of extra motivation to stick to a healthier diet. (I would also refer you to the bit of my post explaining weight watchers being free for the first 24 weeks). You should give it a go. You might even find it a good place to make new friends and chat up women It's all starting to make sense now why you gan? With a wife and four kids Ive got more than enough on my plate, but getting Stevie fixed up and shagged would help him a lot imo. Story of your life I would imagine. Bastard! Was on the tip of the tongue.

My dad gans to WW and he's lost about 3 and a half stone. What I think he needed though was some motivation and some determination to stick with it but fair play to him, he's done it really well and he says they've helped him a fair bit. Whenever you read through the little magazines that they give him, it's just one big advert for their food which is all microwave meals and a load of shit basically.

Last three visitors to CT's profile in the past 4 minutes have been me, Alex and Barney Right nosey bastards

Women drivers eh?

How many accounts is this now, Danny?

That's some image. If you're feeling fucked, just go home. I think to myself "If this was a weekend and I was this bad, would I do anything?" and if the answer is no, I stay off.

Was it any good then? Aye, I enjoyed it. I can see where people are coming from saying it's a bit of a shit-tip but I thought the city centre was canny, it just lacked some of the great buildings that Newcastle has. I'm a Beatles fan as well like so I was in my element but most of it is a haze of alcohol and no sleep.

Just close the thread; there's no more to be said.

Stevie tek

A man custom built for a few "jajajajajajaja"s pointed at him.

It would be interesting for someone to trawl through Parky's posts and see how many of his mystic predictions he's gotten right. I'm fairly sure he condemned us to relegation with his "We'll finish 7th" shite

Tom shamefully taking Kevin's dodgy ITK for Twitter I'd prefer to keep Routledge at least until the summer in case owt goes wrong on the right but replacing him with SWP is a clear improvement.

Still recovering from the weekend in Liverpool and I'm absolutely shattered beyond compare.

I'm not bothered about finishing above anyone as long as we end up with a decent place in the league. We're not going to get Europe, we were never going to win a cup with a tiny squad and what have Sunderland got to do with our season? The cheek calling nobody in the thread local btw

Best Newcastle manager of all time with his 100% win record Very good news though.

@yourservice has earned the keys to Toontastic with this display.

The Robert Downey Jr. joke is fantastic.

Will spend a fair whack on making his loan deals permanent IMO and could see them signing Onuouha and Welbeck on permanent deals.

Paves the way for Owen obviously.

Anna Calvi - Anna Calvi - Pretty good attempt at a cinematic pop album. Goes into Bond theme territory at times; I thought the Last Shadow Puppets' album success would have meant more of this type of stuff earlier. Probably a better attempt at a homage than that one. Cut Copy - Zonoscope - Doesn't have a song half as good as Hearts on Fire. Harry Nilsson - Nilsson Schmilsson - Some of the best pop music in history. Shame he ruined his voice singing with Lennon a few years later.

It was "Send The Buggers Back" by Half a Shilling.

Top work.